Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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The CRAWLER
XR Brands
$32.00 - $42.00It’s not a toy. It’s a biological hazard. Ever look at a sex toy and think, “This seems… medically unsound”? Most importantly, did it excite you? Meet The CRAWLER, a butt plug that looks like it clawed its way out of a...$32.00 - $42.00 -
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Spitting Serpent Enema Snake
XR Brands
$87.00THIS MF SPITTIN! Fun fact: a lot of people have the oddly specific nightmare of discovering a snake in their toilet. Even weirder? Some people get excited at the idea, as evidenced by this Spitting Serpent Enema Snake from Creature Cocks. Designed to...$87.00 -
Darth Invader 15" Dildo
Icon Brands
$110.00MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU.You were warned about the dark side. You didn’t listen. Want to play with the dark side? Go full villain era with the Darth Invader 15" Dildo—engineered for highly trained Jedi only and absolutely not for Padawans...$110.00 -
Vibrating Sissy Lips Gag
Master Series
$62.00MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. Want to serve plastic bimbo realness without spending six figures on filler? Strap on your Lips, Sissy. You're going face fuckin' with the Vibrating Sissy Lips Gag! The evil geniuses at Master Series didn’t stop at...$62.00 -
Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath
Oxballs
$89.99Now You're Barking Up The Right Tree. Got the itch to hump everything in sight? Slip into the Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath and unleash your inner pound pup. This bad boy’s got a tapered tip for easy entry and that telltale knot...$89.99 -
Xeno Galactic Silicone Grinder
XR Brands
$50.00CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE FILTHY KIND TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER BREEDER! The mainstream media may not want you to know this, but the rumors are absolutely true: there is no pussy like alien pussy. Meet the Xeno Galactic Silicone Grinder—a squishy,...$50.00 -
Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
XR Brands
$24.00THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE FUEL Ever wondered what happens when you jack off a demon in a biohazard suit? Spoiler: it’s this. Straight from the unholy spank banks of the Creature Cocks Lab, we bring you Creature Cum Jizz Lube—a thick, gooey,...$24.00 -
Deep Invader Tentacle Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs
XR Brands
$97.00Make Womb For Daddy. Like them tall, dark, and extraterrestrial? Have no fear, Earthling - you've got a date to mate with the Deep Invader Tentacle Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs! The very sight of this alien cock might make you tremble, but there's no need...$97.00 -
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Creature Cocks King Kong Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! Sure, King Kong is remembered as a classic monster movie… but let’s be real: it’s basically an interspecies rom-com. And let’s be honest—every movie fan has paused and thought, “Wait… how...$69.99 -
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Creature Cocks OGRE Dildo
XR Brands
Now: $50.00Was: $70.00Get That BOC (Big Ogre Cock!) As a society progressing further and further toward acceptance and equality, it's time we finally admit this undeniable fact: Ogres are hot. (Have you even seen Shrek?) For those brave souls who prefer it goblin-style, we...Now: $50.00Was: $70.00 -
Facilitator Oral Dildo
Lux Fetish
$39.99Turn Your Face Into the Most Dedicated Toy in the Room For couples who want oral, penetration, and zero wasted effort. Going down on a woman is a delicate art — but you already know what you’re doing. This Facilitator Oral Dildo just adds a...$39.99 -
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King Cobra 18 Inch Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
Now: $92.00Was: $148.00“Sssstep into my office…” – Kaa Think you’ve got what it takes to charm the King Cobra 18" Silicone Dildo? Careful—this serpent doesn’t do “small talk.” In the grand pantheon of fetishes,...Now: $92.00Was: $148.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving