Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Deep Invader Tentacle Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs
XR Brands
$97.00Make Womb For Daddy. Like them tall, dark, and extraterrestrial? Have no fear, Earthling - you've got a date to mate with the Deep Invader Tentacle Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs! The very sight of this alien cock might make you tremble, but there's no need...$97.00 -
Creature Cocks King Kong Dildo
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$69.99THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! Sure, King Kong is remembered as a classic monster movie… but let’s be real: it’s basically an interspecies rom-com. And let’s be honest—every movie fan has paused and thought, “Wait… how...$69.99 -
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Creature Cocks OGRE Dildo
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Now: $50.00Was: $70.00Get That BOC (Big Ogre Cock!) As a society progressing further and further toward acceptance and equality, its time we finally admit this undeniable fact: Ogres are hot. (Have you even seen Shrek?) For those brave souls who prefer it goblin-style, we...Now: $50.00Was: $70.00 -
Facilitator Oral Dildo
Lux Fetish
$38.00Once she quits laughing she's going to have one HELL of an orgasm! Going down on a woman is a delicate art, but you already know what you’re doing, right? Right. That said, there's always room for a little embellishment! Lux Fetish's Facilitator...$38.00 -
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King Cobra 18 Inch Silicone Dildo
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Now: $92.00Was: $148.00“Sssstep into my office…” – Kaa Think you’ve got what it takes to charm the King Cobra 18" Silicone Dildo? Careful—this serpent doesn’t do “small talk.” In the grand pantheon of fetishes,...Now: $92.00Was: $148.00 -
Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
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$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Do human women seem a little too down-to-earth? Captain Kirk's mission was to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new civilizations, but we all knew what he was really looking for: That sweet space pussy! Well, we've...$79.00 -
Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath
Icon Brands
$78.00RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Surrender your ships and loosen your hips: The Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath is here to assimilate your cock. Earthling, why do you continue to struggle? Once modification begins, your new "vessel" will achieve perfection with its...$78.00 -
Pussification Locking Chastity Cage
Master Series
$76.00Oh, What A Pretty Pussy You Have! Ready to embark on a life of sweet sissy servitude? There's just one little problem: Your pathetic shaft is not all that. Time for some behavioral training courtesy of the Pussification Locking Chastity Cage...$76.00 -
Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag
Master Series
$69.00YOU TAINT' SEEN NOTHIN' YET! Does your sub's mouth write checks their ass can't cash? Oh, Honey - Have we got the training tool for you! This Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag takes the gentle art of face fucking to brutal new levels! Sure, mouth gags are...$69.00 -
Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00We Can’t Unsee It, and Neither Can You. Looking for your sole-mate? With foot fetishes now officially mainstream, the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is the toy no one asked for—but everyone’s talking about. Sculpted in...$50.00 -
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Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo
XR Brands
$299.00MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! Looking for a larger than life experience? You could try scaling a mountain, but this Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo is even more rewarding! Riding that fine line between bravery and insanity, Moby’s realistic shaft...$299.00 -
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Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo
XR Brands
$499.00Nightmare Thrills, Right This Way! Is your hungry hole prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice? Offer it as tribute to the Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo – the biggest beast in the sex toy game! Offering over 84 pounds of pure...$499.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving