Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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King Cobra 18 Inch Silicone Dildo
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Now: $92.00Was: $148.00“Sssstep into my office…” – Kaa Think you’ve got what it takes to charm the King Cobra 18" Silicone Dildo? Careful—this serpent doesn’t do “small talk.” In the grand pantheon of fetishes,...Now: $92.00Was: $148.00 -
Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
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$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Do human women seem a little too down-to-earth? Captain Kirk's mission was to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new civilizations, but we all knew what he was really looking for: That sweet space pussy! Well, we've...$79.00 -
Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath
Icon Brands
$78.00RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Surrender your ships and loosen your hips: The Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath is here to assimilate your cock. Earthling, why do you continue to struggle? Once modification begins, your new "vessel" will achieve perfection with its...$78.00 -
Pussification Locking Chastity Cage
Master Series
$76.00Oh, What A Pretty Pussy You Have! Ready to embark on a life of sweet sissy servitude? There's just one little problem: Your pathetic shaft is not all that. Time for some behavioral training courtesy of the Pussification Locking Chastity Cage...$76.00 -
Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag
Master Series
$69.00YOU TAINT' SEEN NOTHIN' YET! Does your sub's mouth write checks their ass can't cash? Oh, Honey - Have we got the training tool for you! This Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag takes the gentle art of face fucking to brutal new levels! Sure, mouth gags are...$69.00 -
Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00We Can’t Unsee It, and Neither Can You. Looking for your sole-mate? With foot fetishes now officially mainstream, the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is the toy no one asked for—but everyone’s talking about. Sculpted in...$50.00 -
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Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo
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$299.00MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! Looking for a larger than life experience? You could try scaling a mountain, but this Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo is even more rewarding! Riding that fine line between bravery and insanity, Moby’s realistic shaft...$299.00 -
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Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo
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$499.00Nightmare Thrills, Right This Way! Is your hungry hole prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice? Offer it as tribute to the Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo – the biggest beast in the sex toy game! Offering over 84 pounds of pure...$499.00 -
Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle
Selopa
$49.99SQUID PRO QUO, CLARICE. Looking for an 8-limbed lover? We can’t ship you an entire octopus (customs would not approve), but we can serve up the best bit: the Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle. Of course, we all know that age-old story of "girl meets...$49.99 -
Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
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$69.99Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...$69.99 -
Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg
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$99.00Straight Outta Smaug Like to play with dragons — minus the 3rd-degree burns? Here’s your chance to fulfill that interspecies fever dream: the Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg. Designed strictly for the brave (and the stretchy), this...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo
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$89.00TWO WORDS: HORSE CUM Neigh-sayers, step aside—because this Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo is hung and ready to plow your pasture. This horse penis features the equine length and width you crave, plus the kind of cum-gushing action that...$89.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving