Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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Damion Dayski Ultraskyn 12" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$101.00The Sex Doctor Makes House Calls Award-winning. Thick as hell. Now available on demand. Damion Dayski built his$101.00 -
Dan Damage Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Vac-U-Lock
$90.00Ready To Get Wrecked? Meet your new situationship dick. At 6'5" and with more than 387 credited scenes to his name, Dan Damage has become one of the biggest performers in the business—in every sense...$90.00 -
Easy Rider Thrusting & Vibrating Ride-On Dildo
Evolved Novelties
$230.00ALL ACTION. ZERO PERSONALITY. Shows up ready. Leaves you satisfied. Never asks for anything. Let’s be honest—sometimes you don’t want chemistry, conversation, or a follow-up text the next day. You...$230.00 -
Gläs Toys 4-piece Mr. Swirly Set
Glas Toys
$68.00Service With a Swirl. The Gläs 4-Piece Mr. Swirly Set is a beautifully crafted glass collection designed for anyone who loves combining art, sensation, and versatility in their pleasure play. Each...$68.00 -
Gläs Toys 11” Double-Ended Fister
Glas Toys
$72.00A FISTFUL OF OPTIONS Pick a side. Looking for something extra special? Words like "aesthetics" and "ass play" don’t usually share a sentence, but the Gläs Toys 11” Double-Ended Fister makes it work...$72.00 -
HUGE Triple Density 10.5" Fat Dildo
Pipedream
$89.00BIG FEELS (NOW IN 3D!) Ready to conquer the 10-inch challenge? King Cock's HUGE Triple Density 10.5" Fat Dildo might just leave you hanging on to the edge of your seat! Built for advanced-level...$89.00 -
INYA Duet Vibrating Double Penetrator
NS Novelties
$79.00All Holes Filled. No Extra Guests Required. A vibrating double penetrator built for ambitious couples, flexible bodies, and people who like their toys to multitask. Sometimes the fantasy is double...$79.00 -
King Cock 9" Chubby
Pipedream
$64.00OH LAWD HE COMIN!Three pounds of Thick Dick Energy™. After decades of — ahem — "research," we have concluded that girth comes ahead of length. If you agree that TDE (Thick Dick Energy™) is the best,...$64.00 -
King Cock Black Elite Dual Density Vibrating Silicone Cock
Pipedream
$114.00 - $138.00Black King Seeks Size Queen This crown vibrates. Still waiting on your prince? Aim higher. The King Cock Black Elite Dual Density Vibr$114.00 - $138.00 -
King Cock Double Trouble Dildo
Pipedream
$64.00Two Heads. No Waiting. Ready for a see-through showdown? The King Cock Clear Double Trouble Dildo brings you double the entry points and zero ambiguity. With its firm, flexible shaft, sculpt$64.00 -
Quinton James Ultraskyn 8" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Vac-U-Lock
$80.00Meet the UK’s Hottest Export Bit large, innit? Quinton James is proof that Britain’s finest export isn’t just tea. With piercing blue eyes, runway-model looks, and more British charm than a...$80.00 -
Safaree Samuels 12" Ultraskyn Anaconda
Doc Johnson
$105.00"It's bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's" The anaconda that broke the internet. Safaree Samuels built his name in hip-hop as a hype man for Nicki Minaj before turning one very famous...$105.00


