Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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King Cock 9" Chubby
Pipedream
$64.00OH LAWD HE COMIN!Three pounds of Thick Dick Energy™. After decades of — ahem — "research," we have concluded that girth comes ahead of length. If you agree that TDE (Thick Dick Energy™) is the best,...$64.00 -
King Cock Black Elite Dual Density Vibrating Silicone Cock
Pipedream
$114.00 - $138.00Black King Seeks Size Queen This crown vibrates. Still waiting on your prince? Aim higher. The King Cock Black Elite Dual Density Vibr$114.00 - $138.00 -
King Cock Double Trouble Dildo
Pipedream
$64.00Two Heads. No Waiting. Ready for a see-through showdown? The King Cock Clear Double Trouble Dildo brings you double the entry points and zero ambiguity. With its firm, flexible shaft, sculpt$64.00 -
Quinton James Ultraskyn 8" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Vac-U-Lock
$80.00Meet the UK’s Hottest Export Bit large, innit? Quinton James is proof that Britain’s finest export isn’t just tea. With piercing blue eyes, runway-model looks, and more British charm than a...$80.00 -
Safaree Samuels 12" Ultraskyn Anaconda
Doc Johnson
$105.00"It's bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's" The anaconda that broke the internet. Safaree Samuels built his name in hip-hop as a hype man for Nicki Minaj before turning one very famous...$105.00 -
Skinsations Duplexx Vibrating & Rotating Double Dildo
Hott Products
$159.99BUSINESS IN THE FRONT. PARTY IN THE BACK. Double penetration without adding anyone to the group chat. Double penetration sounds simple right up until you start doing the geometry. The Skinsatio$159.99 -
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Tantus Mark O2 Dual Density Dildo - Espresso
Tantus
MSRP: $94.00Now: $84.00Was: $94.00Right On The Mark! What does the perfect penis look like to you? According to a recent study, the average ideal for a "long-term relationship" penis was 6.3 inches long with a 4.8-inch circumference,...MSRP: $94.00Now: $84.00Was: $94.00 -
Albur Ultra Realistic Dong
Camtoyz
$42.00NO BALLS. ALL BUSINESS. More shaft. More reach. Less in the way. The Albur Ultra Realistic Dong comes from the Camtoyz RAW Collection — toys designed to keep things real, straightforward, and built...$42.00 -
Bam Realistic Ebony Dildo - 13"
Doc Johnson
$110.00WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA’AM. Three inches wide. Perhaps send flowers. The BAM Realistic Ebony Dildo was cast directly from porn star BAM, and apparently the man was blessed beyond all reasonable...$110.00 -
Beaded Metallic Purple Silicone Dildo
Shots Toys
$48.00BEND IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Flexible enough to follow your lead. The Beaded Metallic Purple Silicone Dildo keeps things simple and gets the important stuff right. Its highly flexible silicone shaft...$48.00 -
Big Dick Energy 9.25" Vibrating Dildo
California Exotics
$88.00IS THAT ALL YOU BROUGHT? Just kidding. Jesus Christ. Been doing your stretches? The Big Dick Energy 9.25" Vibrating Dildo is a lot to take in. With a thick, veiny shaft, pronounced head, and a pair...$88.00 -
Big John 11.5" Sensa Feel Dual Density Dong
Blush Toys
$78.00When “Big Enough” Isn’t Even Close. Here's 11.5 inches of absolutely not subtle. Ready for a bigger booty call? The Big John 11.5" Sensa Feel Dual Density Dong is less of a toy and more of an...$78.00


