Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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Dan Damage Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$90.00Ready To Get Wrecked? Meet your new situationship dick. At 6'5" and with more than 387 credited scenes to his name, Dan Damage has become one of the biggest performers in the business—in every sense of the word. The Georgia-born Vixen contract star...$90.00 -
Dickboy 10" Dildo
Hott Products
$34.00“You Up?” Energy. Big. Thick. Cheap. No personality. Exactly what you’re here for. If you’re looking for bells, whistles, or cutting-edge innovation… keep scrolling. The Dickboy 10" Dildo is not here to impress anyone - it...$34.00 -
Dillio Platinum 6" Secret Explorer Slim Dildo
Pipedream
$39.00Backdoor Beginner No More. Meet the Dillio Platinum 6" Secret Explorer Slim Dildo—small, smooth, and very clearly here for a reason. It’s beginner-friendly, sure. But let’s not pretend that’s the whole story. You know why...$39.00 -
Easy Rider Thrusting & Vibrating Ride-On Dildo
Evolved Novelties
$230.00ALL ACTION. ZERO PERSONALITY. Shows up ready. Leaves you satisfied. Never asks for anything. Let’s be honest—sometimes you don’t want chemistry, conversation, or a follow-up text the next day. You just want something that shows up, does...$230.00 -
Girthmasterr ULTRASKYN 8.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$89.00GIRLS LOVE GIRTH It's the reason grey sweatpants season exists. Girthmasterr proves you don’t need a studio contract to become a sex symbol—just internet access and an absolutely unreasonable amount of dick. What started as anonymous Reddit...$89.00 -
Gläs 5" Compact Fist Plug
Glas Toys
$50.00Need a Hand? Here’s an elegant toy with punch. The Gläs 5" Compact Fist Plug is exactly what it looks like—and yes, that’s the point. Too small for extreme play, but big enough to make the average newbie turn tail and run, this...$50.00 -
Gläs Pleasure Droplets Anal Training Kit
Glas Toys
$79.00A Glass Act. Where patience pays off. Welcome to the new age… of anal! Whether you’re exploring your own back door or your partner’s “final frontier,” the Gläs Pleasure Droplets Anal Training Kit is here for your rear...$79.00 -
Gläs Toys Galileo Glass Plug
Glas Toys
$30.00Designed to make an impression - inside and out. Blast off into new orbits of pleasure with the Gläs Toys Galileo Glass Plug—a stellar tribute to asstronomy. Hand-blown to perfection, its weighty, bulbous tip delivers a unique glassy...$30.00 -
Gläs Toys Rideable Standing Cock
Glas Toys
$105.00Stand and Deliver. Glass dildos are fun, sure—but one you can ride hands-free? That’s a whole new level. The Gläs Toys Rideable Standing Cock is hung with the kind of dimensions that scream “situationship dick”—just big...$105.00 -
Icicles Blue #31 Hand Blown Glass G-Spot Dildo
Pipedream
$50.00So Pretty It Almost Feels Illegal Some toys are built to disappear into a drawer. Icicles Blue #31 Hand Blown Glass G-Spot Dildo looks like it belongs behind glass, softly lit, admired from across the room. The deep blue tones, sculpted contours, and...$50.00 -
Jamal Ultra Realistic Dildo
Camtoyz
$54.00YOUR GATEWAY DICK HAS ARRIVED. Balanced. Versatile. No theatrics. The Jamal Ultra Realistic Dildo comes from the Camtoyz RAW Collection — toys made for people who like their pleasure hot, real, and completely unfiltered. He's the one you start with...$54.00 -
Jax Slayher Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$87.00READY OR WAP Cuck chair sold separately. At 6’4” and 235 pounds of muscle, Jax Slayher didn’t get his name by taking it easy. Known for his hard-hitting performances and built like a heavyweight, Jax became a standout in interracial...$87.00


