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Dildo Sex Toys

Dildo Sex Toys

Dildos: Choose Your Weapon

Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!

  • Candy Papi 18" XX Large Double Dong featuring a flexible double-ended design with realistic texture and a pink, purple, and blue candy-colored gradient finish. Side view of the Candy Papi 18" XX Large Double Dong showing its size dimensions and extra-long flexible shape, pronounced texture, and vibrant multicolor candy-inspired design.

    Candy Papi 18" XX Large Double Dong

    Blush Toys

    $45.99
    BIGGER. BRIGHTER. SWEETER.Some treats are meant to be shared. You and your partner already have a lot in common: a sweet tooth, an appreciation for bright colors, and a fondness for things that go big. The Candy Papi 18" XX Large Double Dong just happens...
    $45.99
  • Cody Thick Squirting Ultra Realistic Dildo by Camtoyz featuring a girthy 1.8-inch width, detailed shaft texture, and a strong suction-cup base. Side view of the Cody 8-inch realistic squirting dildo highlighting its 5.5-inch insertable length and refillable internal chamber for controlled release.

    Cody Thick Squirting Ultra Realistic Dildo

    Camtoyz

    $74.00
    ALL THAT JIZZ. Your fantasies? Bullseye. Our Cody Ultra Realistic Dildo is thick. Not polite thick. Not “technically above average” thick. Properly built thick. At 1.8 inches wide with 5.5 inches insertable, Camtoyz's RAW collection...
    $74.00
  • Dillio Curious Five Solid Silicone 5" Dildo - teal Curious Five Solid Silicone 5" Dildo

    Curious Five Solid Silicone 5" Dildo

    Pipedream

    $40.00
    Best All-Around! If you're a seasoned dildo lover, there's probably a hierarchy to your sex toy collection: There's the dildo you can use for vaginal play, the dildo you'll use for anal play and the one you use for pegging. Dillio's Curious Five Solid...
    $40.00
  • Dickboy 10" Dildo - white

    Dickboy 10" Dildo

    Hott Products

    $34.00
    “You Up?” Energy. Big. Thick. Cheap. No personality. Exactly what you’re here for. If you’re looking for bells, whistles, or cutting-edge innovation… keep scrolling. The Dickboy 10" Dildo is not here to impress anyone - it...
    $34.00
  • Easy Rider thrusting and vibrating ride-on dildo with torso base and realistic shaft design Easy Rider thrusting dildo with magnetic charging cable and waterproof design detail

    Easy Rider Thrusting & Vibrating Ride-On Dildo

    Evolved Novelties

    $230.00
    ALL ACTION. ZERO PERSONALITY. Shows up ready. Leaves you satisfied. Never asks for anything. Let’s be honest—sometimes you don’t want chemistry, conversation, or a follow-up text the next day. You just want something that shows up, does...
    $230.00
  • Girthmasterr ULTRASKYN 8.5-inch signature cock by Doc Johnson in realistic skin-tone finish with thick shaft, detailed veining, sculpted head, and branded performer packaging featuring Girthmasterr. Close-up product shot of the Girthmasterr ULTRASKYN cock with removable Vac-U-Lock suction cup detached, showing the interchangeable mounting base and hands-free setup.

    Girthmasterr ULTRASKYN 8.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock

    Vac-U-Lock

    $89.00
    GIRLS LOVE GIRTH It's the reason grey sweatpants season exists. Girthmasterr proves you don’t need a studio contract to become a sex symbol—just internet access and an absolutely unreasonable amount of dick. What started as anonymous Reddit...
    $89.00
  • Clear glass butt plug with a sculpted fist-shaped head, shown against a neutral background. The toy features a smooth, transparent finish with a wide circular base for stability. Transparent glass butt plug with a fist-shaped top displayed next to its retail packaging. The box is branded Gläs and highlights the product as a hand-blown glass butt plug.

    Gläs 5" Compact Fist Plug

    Glas Toys

    $50.00
    Need a Hand? Here’s an elegant toy with punch. The Gläs 5" Compact Fist Plug is exactly what it looks like—and yes, that’s the point. Too small for extreme play, but big enough to make the average newbie turn tail and run, this...
    $50.00
  • Gläs Pleasure Droplets Anal Training Kit Gläs Pleasure Droplets Anal Training Kit

    Gläs Pleasure Droplets Anal Training Kit

    Glas Toys

    $79.00
    A Glass Act. Where patience pays off. Welcome to the new age… of anal! Whether you’re exploring your own back door or your partner’s “final frontier,” the Gläs Pleasure Droplets Anal Training Kit is here for your rear...
    $79.00
  • Gläs Toys Galileo Glass Butt Plug - Black/Gold/Blue Gläs Toys Galileo Glass Plug

    Gläs Toys Galileo Glass Plug

    Glas Toys

    $30.00
    Designed to make an impression - inside and out.  Blast off into new orbits of pleasure with the Gläs Toys Galileo Glass Plug—a stellar tribute to asstronomy. Hand-blown to perfection, its weighty, bulbous tip delivers a unique glassy...
    $30.00
  • Glass Riding Dong Gläs Toys Rideable Standing Cock

    Gläs Toys Rideable Standing Cock

    Glas Toys

    $105.00
    Stand and Deliver. Glass dildos are fun, sure—but one you can ride hands-free? That’s a whole new level. The Gläs Toys Rideable Standing Cock is hung with the kind of dimensions that scream “situationship dick”—just big...
    $105.00
  • Icicles Blue #31 Hand Blown Glass G-Spot Dildo Icicles Blue #31 Hand Blown Glass G-Spot Dildo

    Icicles Blue #31 Hand Blown Glass G-Spot Dildo

    Pipedream

    $50.00
    So Pretty It Almost Feels Illegal Some toys are built to disappear into a drawer. Icicles Blue #31 Hand Blown Glass G-Spot Dildo looks like it belongs behind glass, softly lit, admired from across the room. The deep blue tones, sculpted contours, and...
    $50.00