Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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Maximo Garcia Ultraskyn 8.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Vac-U-Lock
$85.00The Spanish Bull Has Arrived Maximum pleasure, Guaranteed. Born in Valencia, Spain, Maximo Garcia made his name with dominant performances, relentless stamina, and the kind of raw sex appeal that...$85.00 -
Mr. Ed 13-Inch Dildo With Balls & Suction Cup
Blush Toys
$59.99WHO’S A BIG BOY?Saddle the fuck up. Here’s one way to learn about animal husbandry: the Mr. Ed 13-Inch Realistic Dildo. With a massive head, thick shaft, sculpted veins and balls, Mr. Ed takes...$59.99 -
Mr. Marcus ULTRASKYN 9" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Vac-U-Lock
$89.00THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE MEASUREMENT. An adult-industry legend, faithfully reproduced in impressive detail. Mr. Marcus has been a fixture in adult entertainment since 1994, building a$89.00 -
Natural Feel 6.5" Realistic Dildo
Selopa
$37.00YOUR GATEWAY DICK HAS ARRIVED. Balanced. Versatile. No theatrics. The Natural Feel 6.5" Realistic Dildo is the one you start with — and finish with. At 6.5 in$37.00 -
Natural Feel 7" Flexskin Dildo - Dark
Selopa
$49.99Flexible Where It Counts, Solid Where You Want It A dual-layer, poseable dildo that looks real, feels real, and costs less than dinner. This Natural Feel 7" Flexskin Dildo is doing a lot for the...$49.99 -
Oliver Flynn ULTRASKYN 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Vac-U-Lock
$94.00THE CHEF'S SPECIAL IS TEN INCHES. Not recommended for anyone with a small appetite. Oliver Flynn spent ten years as a professional chef before making the move into adult entertainme$94.00 -
Peekaboo Uncut Vibrating Dildo
Evolved Novelties
$104.00A Complete Dick. Yes, it even comes with its own hoodie. Want to play a game? This one’s raw and uncut: Meet the Peekaboo Uncut Vibrating Dildo—a lifelike vibe that commits to the bit—literally...$104.00 -
Pressure Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Vac-U-Lock
$98.00PRESSURE’S ON The Bull Has Entered The Room. Pressure doesn’t need much introduction to fans of the Blacked Raw universe. The Raleigh-born performer known as LT built his name on a 10-incher and the...$98.00 -
Smooth As Silk Rose Gold Silicone Dildos
Shots Toys
$39.00 - $69.00THE SILK ROAD. Choose your traveling companion. The Smooth As Silk Rose Gold Silicone Dildos prove just how good a beautifully simple dildo can be. Smooth from tip to base, each has a gently curved,...$39.00 - $69.00 -
Strap-On-Me Fingering & Vibrating Dildo
Strap-On-Me
$84.00RIGHT THERE.On repeat. There are plenty of harness-compatible toys that vibrate. Our Strap-On-Me Fingering & Vibrating Dildo does something considerably more interesting: it moves. Its curved shaft...$84.00 -
Vac-U-Lock X Fantasy Fuckers Unicorn Horn
Vac-U-Lock
$67.00WHY CHASE RAINBOWS WHEN YOU CAN RIDE ONE? Friendship is magic. This is something else. Do you identify as mythical? Meet the Celestial Unicorn Horn, living proof that the horn isn't the only...$67.00 -
Shane Diesel's 10" Cock
NS Novelties
$96.00WHEN YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. Some legends never leave the rotation. Before interracial became algorithm-friendly, Shane Diesel was already putting in work. A certified throwback legend and one of the...$96.00


