Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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Gläs Toys Pacifier Plug
Glas Toys
$26.00One Kinky Binky! Need something hard to satisfy your anal fixation? Pucker up, Baby - this Gläs Toys Pacifier Plug is sure to satisfy that hungry hole! This durable glass probe features a sm$26.00 -
Lovebirds Curved Dual-Ended Rabbit Vibe
Evolved Novelties
$100.00MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE A Toy Built For Two Women Who Know What They Want This Lovebirds Curved Dual-Ended Rabbit Vibe isn’t just a novelty meant to “include” someone else. It’s a purpose-built,...$100.00 -
The Great American Challenge Dildo
Doc Johnson
$121.99AMERICA. EXPLAIN YOURSELF."Significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite." — Vanity Fair Your pilgrimage ends here, Patriot. The Great American Challenge Dildo isn’t a toy — it’s a national...$121.99 -
Au Natural 10" Big Boy Realistic Dildo
Blush Toys
$52.99No Holes Barred, Baby! Got a craving for a massive member? This Au Natural 10" Big Boy Realistic Dildo will have you screaming TIMBER! Perfect for stretching play or just showing off, this colossal...$52.99 -
BIG SHAFT Flexskin Model A Dong
SHAFT
$124.99You Might Want to Sit Down for This. Subtlety has left the building. Got love for the well-endowed? Then go ahead and take a deep breath, because the BIG SHAFT Flexskin Model A Dong is not here to...$124.99 -
Blush Dr. Skin 18" Double Dildo - Mocha
Blush Toys
$37.00Meet Doctor Double Duty! Remember being told to share your toys? Good advice, but why not go double or nothing? The Blush Dr. Skin 18" Double Dildo – Mocha gives both partners plenty of room to play,...$37.00 -
Chad White Ultraskyn 8.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Vac-U-Lock
$85.00#TEAMCHAD The boy next door, if next door came with a warning label. Chad White has the kind of face that looks like he could steal your girl and help your dad move furniture on the same weekend. But...$85.00 -
Colours Double Pleasures 12 Inch Dong
NS Novelties
$45.00Come Together! Built for sharing… but not required. With its generous length and deceptively friendly shape, the Colours Double Pleasures 12 Inch Dong looks like it might be a lot—and it is—but in...$45.00 -
Dr. Shepherd 8" Chocolate Dildo
Blush Toys
$49.99The Doctor Is In. No appointment necessary. Need a specialist? Good news—Dr. Shepherd 8" Chocolate Dildo makes house calls. This is bedside manner with benefits: premium body-safe silicone, a...$49.99 -
Dumo Squirting Ultra Realistic Dildo
Camtoyz
$76.00THAR SHE BLOWS! Swab the Deck. It’s About to Spout. If you’re shopping for a squirting toy, let’s not pretend you’re here for “subtle stimulation.” The Dumo Dildo comes from the Camtoyz RAW...$76.00 -
Evolved Big Shot Vibrating & Squirting Dong
Evolved Novelties
$142.00PEW! PEW! PEW! Ditch the finger guns—this baby actually delivers firepower. The Evolved Big Shot Vibrating & Squirting Dong packs 8 inches of silicone fury ready to assault vaginas, booties, and...$142.00 -
Firefly Smooth Glowing Dong - 5"
NS Novelties
$29.99You're glowing to love this! Need to light up some bedroom fun? This Firefly Smooth Glowing Dong - 5" will illuminate all your favorite hobbies. Firefly's realistic penis shape is ideal for those...$29.99


