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Adult Gag Gifts

Adult Gag Gifts

Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.

Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?

  • Front-facing product image of Stuff My Beaver adult parody picture book. The cover shows a cartoon-style illustration of a smiling woman wearing outdoor clothing and standing beside a large beaver near a woodland scene. Bright storybook-style artwork features trees, nature elements, and large playful title lettering across the top. Stuff My Beaver - An Adult Picture Book

    Stuff My Beaver - An Adult Picture Book

    Kinsey Maezing

    $16.00
    IS YOUR MOM A BEAVER? 'Cause DAM. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Stuff My Beaver, you'll...
    $16.00
  • Front-facing product image of The Back Door adult parody picture book. The cover shows a cartoon-style illustration of a smiling house with a front entrance visible in the foreground and a pathway leading around toward the back. Large playful title text appears across the top with bright storybook-style artwork and colorful outdoor scenery.

    The Back Door - An Adult Picture Book

    Kinsey Maezing

    $16.00
    ENTRANCE IN THE REAR. Some roads are less traveled. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In The...
    $16.00
  • Front-facing product image of Ben's Big Load adult parody picture book. The cover shows a cartoon-style illustration of Ben standing in front of a yellow dump truck overflowing with a massive white load. Ben appears overwhelmed with his arms out while large playful title text appears across the top in bright storybook-style lettering. Ben's BIG Load - An Adult Picture Book

    Ben's BIG Load - An Adult Picture Book

    Kinsey Maezing

    $16.00
    THAT'S A LOT TO CARRY. Everybody has baggage. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Ben's Big...
    $16.00
  • Front-facing product image of Martha's Field Needs Plowed adult parody picture book. The cover shows a cartoon-style farm scene featuring Martha standing in overalls and boots near a large dry field with farm equipment and rural scenery in the background. Large playful title text appears across the top with colorful storybook-style artwork. Martha's Field Needs Plowed - An Adult Picture Book

    Martha's Field Needs Plowed - An Adult Picture Book

    Kinsey Maezing

    $16.00
    LET'S GET DIRTY. You're gonna dig this. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Martha's Field...
    $16.00
  • Front-facing product image of the Eat A Bag Of Dicks Vinyl Sticker . A brown grocery bag overflowing with cartoon penis-shaped snacks. Bold lettering reading "Eat A Bag Of Dicks" appears at the top, with colorful vintage-inspired artwork filling the card. Rear product image of the Eat A Bag Of Dicks Vinyl Sticker packaging showing the plain backing card with product information, barcode area, and manufacturer details printed on the back.

    "Eat A Bag Of Dicks" Vinyl Sticker

    Wood Rocket

    $5.00
    BITCH, YOU LOOK HUNGRY. Bet you can't eat just one. Introducing Eat A Bag Of Dicks — a 4-inch vinyl declaration of hostility, sarcasm, and emotional honesty. Big enough to get noticed on a laptop, water bottle, cooler, or notebook, this isn't some...
    $5.00
  • Front-facing product shot of the Willy Great Puzzle box standing upright. The box displays colorful cartoon-style illustrations of dozens of penis-themed characters and visual puns spread across the artwork. Large playful lettering with the puzzle name appears at the top, surrounded by exaggerated cartoon designs and humorous imagery covering the front panel. Rear product shot of the Willy Great Puzzle box showing the back packaging layout. The panel displays a preview of the completed puzzle artwork featuring numerous illustrated penis-themed characters and visual puns. Product details, puzzle information, and promotional text appear arranged around the image preview.

    Willy Great Puzzle - 1000 Piece Penis Themed Puzzle

    Sleazy Greetings

    $25.99
    HARDER THAN IT LOOKS "That's what she said."   Every friend group has one person who hears "White Elephant gift exchange" and immediately thinks: "I should make this weird." This puzzle was made for that person. Unfortunately, that person is...
    $25.99
  • The Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace removed from packaging, showing multicolored hard candy beads on a stretchy string with a rainbow-striped penis-shaped candy pendant hanging from a red loop. Retail packaging for the Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace showing a clear plastic bag containing a rainbow-colored candy bead necklace with a rainbow penis-shaped candy pendant. The header card displays "RAINBOW PECKER CANDY NECKLACE" text, rainbow corner graphics, the Hott Products logo

    Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace

    Hott Products

    $8.00
    YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK IT. Taste the rainbow. There are elegant accessories. Then there's the Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace — a stretchy loop of hard candy beads finished with a rainbow pecker-shaped sucker: Part candy. Part fashion...
    $8.00
  • Inflatable sheep gag gift toy with white body, cartoon face, and blow-up design for adult novelty parties Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep

    Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep

    Hott Products

    $12.99
    THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. BUY IT.She’s been a BAAAAAAD girl.Look… some folks want candlelight and silk sheets. Others? They’re more of a “meet me behind the barn” kind of person. Our Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep is here for...
    $12.99
  • Pigly Clitoral Vibrator by Camtoyz shaped like a playful pink pig, featuring a soft silicone tongue-style tip designed for focused clitoral stimulation. Close-up of the Pigly waterproof clitoral stimulator showing the flexible tongue-shaped tip, compact pig design, and USB-C rechargeable base.

    Pigly Clitoral Vibrator

    Camtoyz

    $32.00
    Squeal Like You Mean It. This little piggy didn’t go to market. This little piggy came to party. Now we’re not saying you’ve dated pigs… but based on your last few exes, Pigly seems right up your alley. This is your pocket-sized...
    $32.00
  • Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9 oz.

    Dick Polish Masturbation Cream

    Fuck Water Lubricants

    $28.00
    Eat. Sleep. GOON. Repeat. Built for masturbation marathons.   Dick Polish is what you buy for the unapologetic wanker in your life. This thick, oil-based stroking cream doesn’t just validate their love of masturbation — it literally...
    $28.00
  • Tits a puzzle game The breast puzzle game ever

    Tit’s A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Puzzle

    Sleazy Greetings

    $25.99
    Occupational Therapy, But Make It Boobs You know exactly who this is for. Unfortunately.   Introducing Tit’s A Puzzle. This is the gift you buy for your loud boomer relative you tolerate — the one who proudly announces he’s...
    $25.99
  • X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages

    X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages

    Candyprints

    $5.99
    SWEET. SUGARY. SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE. The easiest way to say something filthy without saying a word.   Looking for a small, silly, and mildly unhinged add-on gift? This X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages packs naughty sayings into a compact...
    $5.99