Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Stuff My Beaver - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00IS YOUR MOM A BEAVER? 'Cause DAM. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Stuff My Beaver, you'll...$16.00 -
The Back Door - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00ENTRANCE IN THE REAR. Some roads are less traveled. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In The...$16.00 -
Ben's BIG Load - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00THAT'S A LOT TO CARRY. Everybody has baggage. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Ben's Big...$16.00 -
Martha's Field Needs Plowed - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00LET'S GET DIRTY. You're gonna dig this. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Martha's Field...$16.00 -
"Eat A Bag Of Dicks" Vinyl Sticker
Wood Rocket
$5.00BITCH, YOU LOOK HUNGRY. Bet you can't eat just one. Introducing Eat A Bag Of Dicks — a 4-inch vinyl declaration of hostility, sarcasm, and emotional honesty. Big enough to get noticed on a laptop, water bottle, cooler, or notebook, this isn't some...$5.00 -
Willy Great Puzzle - 1000 Piece Penis Themed Puzzle
Sleazy Greetings
$25.99HARDER THAN IT LOOKS "That's what she said." Every friend group has one person who hears "White Elephant gift exchange" and immediately thinks: "I should make this weird." This puzzle was made for that person. Unfortunately, that person is...$25.99 -
Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace
Hott Products
$8.00YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK IT. Taste the rainbow. There are elegant accessories. Then there's the Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace — a stretchy loop of hard candy beads finished with a rainbow pecker-shaped sucker: Part candy. Part fashion...$8.00 -
Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep
Hott Products
$12.99THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. BUY IT.She’s been a BAAAAAAD girl.Look… some folks want candlelight and silk sheets. Others? They’re more of a “meet me behind the barn” kind of person. Our Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep is here for...$12.99 -
Pigly Clitoral Vibrator
Camtoyz
$32.00Squeal Like You Mean It. This little piggy didn’t go to market. This little piggy came to party. Now we’re not saying you’ve dated pigs… but based on your last few exes, Pigly seems right up your alley. This is your pocket-sized...$32.00 -
Dick Polish Masturbation Cream
Fuck Water Lubricants
$28.00Eat. Sleep. GOON. Repeat. Built for masturbation marathons. Dick Polish is what you buy for the unapologetic wanker in your life. This thick, oil-based stroking cream doesn’t just validate their love of masturbation — it literally...$28.00 -
Tit’s A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Puzzle
Sleazy Greetings
$25.99Occupational Therapy, But Make It Boobs You know exactly who this is for. Unfortunately. Introducing Tit’s A Puzzle. This is the gift you buy for your loud boomer relative you tolerate — the one who proudly announces he’s...$25.99 -
X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages
Candyprints
$5.99SWEET. SUGARY. SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE. The easiest way to say something filthy without saying a word. Looking for a small, silly, and mildly unhinged add-on gift? This X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages packs naughty sayings into a compact...$5.99


