Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Tit’s A Puzzle - 1000 Piece Boob Themed Puzzle
Sleazy Greetings
$25.99Occupational Therapy, But Make It Boobs You know exactly who this is for. Unfortunately. Introducing Tit’s A Puzzle. This is the gift you buy for your loud boomer relative you tolerate — the one who proudly announces he’s...$25.99 -
Unzip Me Slowly Lace Bralette & Thong Set – Berry
Fantasy Lingerie
$35.00Pretty, With a Point of View Sheer lace, smooth leatherette, and details that don’t play innocent. At first glance, this berry-hued lace set looks romantic, wearable, and deceptively sweet. Look closer, and things get far more interesting. This...$35.00 -
Le Wand Mini Micro Pocket-Size Massager
Le Wand
$29.99Here to Steal Your Heart (and Your C-Spot!) Your itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy orgasm provider. Looking for a petite power-up? We’d like to take this moment to introduce you to the Le Wand Original's adorable sibling: the Mini Micro Pocket-Size...$29.99 -
Bloom Rose Suction Toy
XR Brands
$40.00Yes. It’s That Rose. The toy everyone keeps talking about. You didn’t imagine it. You didn’t misunderstand the hype. The Bloom Rose Suction Toy really is that good. This Rose delivers focused air-pulse suction designed...$40.00 -
X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages
Candyprints
$5.99SWEET. SUGARY. SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE. The easiest way to say something filthy without saying a word. Looking for a small, silly, and mildly unhinged add-on gift? This X-Rated Candy with Naughty Messages packs naughty sayings into a compact...$5.99 -
Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99ON YOUR KNEES. PICK A COLOR.Let’s see what kind of freak you are. This is the Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book. It is not here to nurture you. It is not here to inspire you. It is here to expose you. Page after page of deliciously inappropriate...$12.99 -
"Light When You Want A BJ" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00CLEAR COMMUNICATION IS IMPORTANT.Subtlety is optional. Meet the “Light When You Want a BJ” Soy Wax Candle — a softly glowing solution to a problem no one wants to talk about, but everyone would like resolved. No hints. No awkward...$24.00 -
#1 Dickhead Trophy
Shots Toys
$32.00SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED.This is that recognition. Everyone keeps whining about participation trophies — and honestly? They’re right. More people should receive recognition for what they actually put into the world. Introducing...$32.00 -
Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™
Shots Toys
$30.00 - $56.00BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT THE DICK.Not the man. Not the attitude. Just the comfort. Meet the Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™ — a soft, smiling, aggressively harmless companion for people who want the vibe without the...$30.00 - $56.00 -
The Little Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
Little Genie Games
$11.00"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"Proceed accordingly. Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is finite. This jar exists for the people who keep...$11.00 -
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Jumping Boobies
Hott Products
$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something wildly inappropriate starts hopping around on tiny...$9.99 -
"CALM YOUR TITS" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00CALM YOUR TITS.A candle for people who are doing entirely too much. Sometimes life gets loud. People get dramatic. Group chats spiral. That’s when it’s time to light the Calm Your Tits Candle — a gentle, scented reminder to take a...$24.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.