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Sex, science, kink, culture, and everything in between.

HOW TO CLEAN A SEX DOLL: THE COMPLETE CARE GUIDE

HOW TO CLEAN A SEX DOLL: THE COMPLETE CARE GUIDE

TAKE CARE OF YOUR INVESTMENT. You wouldn't buy an Aston Martin and run it through the cheapest car wash in town. The same principle applies when you've spent several thousand dollars on a sex doll. Unfortunately, a surprising amount of doll-care advice boils down to “wash gently with mild soap and water.” Come on. That's not a cleaning guide. You need to know how to protect the material, the finish and all those expensive little details that made you want her in the first place. …
Aug 19th 2026 C Pocaressi
IF ORAL IS YOUR THING, WE'VE GOT THE NEXT BEST THING.

IF ORAL IS YOUR THING, WE'VE GOT THE NEXT BEST THING.

IF ORAL IS YOUR THING, WE'VE GOT THE NEXT BEST THING. Oral people are different. You know who you are. If you're a guy, you're probably intimately familiar with the blowjob corner of the internet. Deep throat. Creampies. Amateur blowjobs. You know exactly what you like, and you've probably spent years wondering why nobody has invented a machine that can do that on demand. For a lot of men, blowjobs aren't a side quest. They're the main storyline. If you're an oral-loving woman, a really …
Jun 25th 2026 C. Pocaressi
NOBODY WARNED YOU ABOUT PERIMENOPAUSE

NOBODY WARNED YOU ABOUT PERIMENOPAUSE

Perimenopause has one of the worst PR teams in medical history. Ask most people what they know about it and you'll hear some combination of hot flashes, mood swings, and maybe a joke about needing to turn the thermostat down. Meanwhile, millions of women are lying awake at 3 a.m. wondering why they can't sleep, why their shoulder suddenly hurts, why their ears itch, why sex feels different, and WHY THE HELL nobody mentioned any of this before. And here's the real kicker—this hormonal …
Jun 18th 2026 C. Pocaressi
How to Use Lovense Toys for Long-Distance Play

How to Use Lovense Toys for Long-Distance Play

HOW TO USE LOVENSE TOYS FOR LONG-DISTANCE PLAY Long-distance relationships used to involve expensive phone calls, terrible webcam connections, and a heroic amount of imagination. You could send flowers, write something romantic, or spend forty-five minutes describing what you planned to do when you finally saw each other again. Now you can make somebody's sex toy vibrate from another continent. Humanity has accomplished some remarkable things. We put a rover on Mars. We mapped the human g …
Mar 15th 2026 C. Ressi
Top 5 Squirting Sex Toys (Because Timing Matters)

Top 5 Squirting Sex Toys (Because Timing Matters)

WELCOME TO THE SPECIAL EFFECTS DEPARTMENT. Most sex toys are about sensation. But these toys? They identify as gender fluid. Because... well... they're literally full of fluid. We're talking about squirting toys — dildos and strap-ons that release liquid at the perfect moment. A little realism, a little novelty, and a lot of "don't get it in my eyes!" Think of them as the theatre kids of the toy world — loud, dramatic, and obsessed with nailing the finale. WAIT... HOW DO SQUI …
Mar 10th 2026 C. Pocaressi
A Valentine’s Night In for Women Who Love Women

A Valentine’s Night In for Women Who Love Women

STAYING IN IS THE PLAN. Valentine's Day doesn't need a reservation. It doesn't need a crowd, a prix fixe menu, or the kind of public romance that feels like it's being evaluated by strangers. Staying in isn't giving up — it's opting out on purpose. This guide is for lesbian couples who want a Valentine's night that feels romantic without being performative, intimate without being overproduced, and thoughtful without turning into a lifestyle photoshoot. Yes, there's romance here. We're …
Dec 22nd 2025 C. Ressi

SEX WITHOUT THE VANILLA COATING.

Somewhere along the way, sex education got buried under euphemisms, awkward disclaimers, and an alarming overuse of the word intimacy. We're not doing that here.

From vibrators and prostate pleasure to menopause, BDSM, and relationships, the TabuToys blog tackles sex with curiosity, humor, science, and the occasional well-deserved eye roll.

Good information doesn't need to be sanitized. And talking about sex shouldn't feel like a mandatory HR seminar.