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The Couple’s Guide to Sexy Holiday Gifts That Hit Just Right

The Couple’s Guide to Sexy Holiday Gifts That Hit Just Right

YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR IN-LAWS. YOU CAN CONTROL THIS. Sexy holiday gifts for couples who are done with boring pajamas Holiday shopping already feels like a fever dream: crowds, glitter, existential dread, and at least one relative asking why you don't have kids yet. And trying to choose a sexy gift you'll both enjoy? That's varsity-level stress. This guide is here to help couples skip the panic-scroll and pick something that's actually fun. Whether you've been together for ten weeks or ten …
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Dec 5th 2025 C. Pocaressi

STRAP-ONS DEMYSTIFIED

STRAP-ONS DEMYSTIFIED Your guide to all things strap-on - straight, queer, trans, newbie, and pro. SHOP STRAP-ONS Strap-On School Is in Session — Take a Seat, Babe. Whether you're queer, straight, trans, curious, seasoned, shy, bold, or “strap-on curious but terrified,” welcome. This is the internet’s least judgmental, most useful, actually-written-by-someone-who’s-used-a-harness guide to strap-ons, pegging, harnesses, dildos, technique, communi …
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Nov 23rd 2025 C. Pocaressi

The Best Lesbian Sex Toys for Real Queer Pleasure

{ "__shgImageV3Elements": { "uuid": "s-582da63e-6baf-4998-9dcf-e832a9616cb0" } } Because Lesbian Sex Has Range — And Your Toys Should Too Lesbian sex isn’t one thing. It’s soft, messy, athletic, tender, filthy, feral, emotional, chaotic, tantric, giggly, primal, or “wait—how did my leg get up there?”  And because lesbian pleasure exists miles beyond the dusty, male-gaze fantasy of “two women making soft eye contact …
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Nov 13th 2025 C. Pocaressi

Sexual Apocalypse Imminent: We Ride at Dawn

A Love Letter to Our Favorite Hate Mail — and to Texas Lawmakers Doing Their Best to Prove It Right { "__shgImageV3Elements": { "uuid": "s-8270e2c7-cab6-46d5-bb52-dbe6e34d501b" } }   Every now and then, a piece of hate mail comes along that just… blesses us. This one reads like it was faxed directly from the Book of Revelations: “Your store is POISON! You are using immorality and liberal feminism to destroy the institution of marriage …
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Nov 8th 2025 C. Pocaressi

The Internet’s Dirtiest Memes

34 Filthy Memes Because We’re Going to Hell... { "__shgImageV3Elements": { "uuid": "s-f434cca5-e700-4f85-b231-76f786c505a4" } }   You know that feeling when you click on an article promising “the dirtiest memes on the internet” and end up with a BuzzFeed slideshow of text messages between suburban moms? Yeah. We’ve been there. We’re not doing that. This isn’t “haha, wine puns are funny” territory — …
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Nov 6th 2025 C. Ressi

Your Star Sign Sex Style: A Filthy Zodiac Guide

{ "__shgImageV2Elements": { "uuid": "s-7ef816c8-1242-45de-97c1-ef013898c7d7" } } Because astrology may not be real — but your kinks sure are. Need to get the astrological deets before you hit the sheets? Congratulations, you’re part of the problem — and we adore you for it. Astrology is basically Tinder for narcissists, and yet… somehow, it works. We’ll decode the quirks, expose the tendencies, and shamelessly suggest a …
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Oct 29th 2025 Christina P

SEX WITHOUT THE VANILLA COATING.

Somewhere along the way, sex education got buried under euphemisms, awkward disclaimers, and an alarming overuse of the word intimacy. We're not doing that here.

From vibrators and prostate pleasure to menopause, BDSM, and relationships, the TabuToys blog tackles sex with curiosity, humor, science, and the occasional well-deserved eye roll.

Good information doesn't need to be sanitized. And talking about sex shouldn't feel like a mandatory HR seminar.