Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Candy Ass Booty Pop
Hott Products
$5.99You Are Butt You Eat! May we ass you a question? Do you like sweet butts and you just can't lie? Well, this Candy Ass Booty Pop is treat you'll really get behind. These bite-sized suckers come in two liquor-inspired flavors that will give your mouth a...$5.99 -
Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Don't Grow Up - It Sucks! Remember when you were young and couldn't wait to grow up, but soon discovered life wasn't all fast cars and cupcakes? You traded wild parties for parent/teacher conferences and now your back cracks like a glowstick when you get...$12.99 -
Big Boobie Balloons
Hott Products
$9.99HAVE THE BREAST TIME EVER! Is there any situation that a bouncy set of boobs won't improve? Find out with these Big Boobie Balloons. Perfect for bachelor parties and all kinds of adult events, these inflatable fantasy jugs will add more boobitude to...$9.99 -
NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00MAKE A SPLASH! If your squirt queen lives life by the LITER, she's going to gush over this NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper. Perfect for X-Rated gifting, this G-Centric gift wrap celebrates every girl's favorite bedroom party trick. (AKA -...$15.00 -
Squirt Alert Greeting Cards
KushKards
$5.00 - $30.00"IT'S NOT PEE." Can your Squirt Queen make it rain on command? Let her know that you aint' afraid to get a little WET with these Squirt Alert Greeting Cards! The perfect invitation for splash sessions, this colorful greeting card always hits the...$5.00 - $30.00 -
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Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99MEMBERS ONLY! Most of us can agree that everything looks better in HD (huge dicks.) If you WILLY love the DILLY, this Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is the sausage party you've been waiting for! Bulging at the seams with illustrations that celebrate the...$12.99 -
FUCK BUDDY Sticker 3 Pack
KushKards
$9.00Just Hangin' & Bangin' Who's that special someone who's always there when you need them but never expects anything in return? We're not talking about your vibrator, we're talking about your FWB! Most of us can agree that commitment is overrated and...$9.00 -
BIG DICK ENERGY Sticker 3 Pack
KushKards
$9.00"I NEED A HUGe dick." Is BDE what you want, BDE what you need? 8 inches to a foot to make your climax succeed? Well, Congrats! You are a boner-fied Size Queen, and this BIG DICK ENERGY Sticker 3 Pack is the perfect way to advertise your love of the...$9.00 -
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NaughtyWrap Eggplant Emoji Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00U UP? If you want to impress a potential bae, you better to bone-up your gifting game. Give them the shaft with our NaughtyWrap Eggplant Emoji Wrapping Paper! Covered with the classic emoji, this quality paper cover your present in sassy sexting energy...$15.00 -
NaughtyWrap Doobies & Boobies Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00Thanks For The Mammaries. Want to roll up the perfect present for your breast buddies? There's nothing better than some good dank and some Tig Ol' Bitties, making this NaughtyWrap Doobies & Boobies Wrapping Paper a guaranteed HIT! Covered with a...$15.00 -
Unihorn Bean Blossom
Creative Conceptions
$50.00Because everyone needs love (and a Unicorn.) Never grew out of your Unicorn phase? Hey - We don't judge! In fact, we want you to lean into your "hornier" inclinations with this Unihorn Bean Blossom. With its relentless flicking, circling, and sucking...$50.00 -
Sexy Guys Playing Cards
Little Genie Games
$7.50Nice Deck! Need a good jack up your sleeve? When it comes to this Sexy Guys Playing Cards it's all about the size of your stack! Perfect for games of poke-her and one-handed Solitaire, this standard 52-card deck offers a variety of oiled-up...$7.50
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!