Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00BETTER THAN CAKE! Driving yourself crazy trying to find that perfect gift? We all know the best things in life are free - (like getting naked) - so keep it simple! Just present this BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card to your favorite birthday boy or girl...$5.00 -
Huge Penis Ice Luge
Play Wiv Me
$49.99"Pour Me 8 Inches." You know what every party can use? DICKS AND BOOZE. That's why this Huge Penis Ice Luge is the centerpiece you need to class up the joint! Unlike traditional ice sculptures that simply look pretty, this one invites active...$49.99 -
Beer Boobs Drinking Game
Play Wiv Me
$36.99SUCK HARD, SUCK FAST, SUCK FIRST, NOT LAST! Looking for a party icebreakers that don't suck? Well, this Beer Boobs Drinking Game doesn't need a playing board or complicated instructions - just a willingness to suck a brew-tiful set of knockers! Vulgar,...$36.99 -
Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$40.00Whale Hello There! Can we tail you something? This Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe has got a license to KRILL! Perfect for novice toy users, Humpback’s unmistakable whale shape slips right over your finger for right-on-the-spot clitoral stimulation...$40.00 -
Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$45.00Cakes Your Breath Away! Have you ever been tempted to lick the frosting off a cupcake? Well, this Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe will return the favor with a "hidden" talent. Just press this Tiny Treat's power button and let it press YOUR buttons with...$45.00 -
Candy Ass Booty Pop
Hott Products
$5.99You Are Butt You Eat! May we ass you a question? Do you like sweet butts and you just can't lie? Well, this Candy Ass Booty Pop is treat you'll really get behind. These bite-sized suckers come in two liquor-inspired flavors that will give your mouth a...$5.99 -
Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Don't Grow Up - It Sucks! Remember when you were young and couldn't wait to grow up, but soon discovered life wasn't all fast cars and cupcakes? You traded wild parties for parent/teacher conferences and now your back cracks like a glowstick when you get...$12.99 -
Big Boobie Balloons
Hott Products
$9.99HAVE THE BREAST TIME EVER! Is there any situation that a bouncy set of boobs won't improve? Find out with these Big Boobie Balloons. Perfect for bachelor parties and all kinds of adult events, these inflatable fantasy jugs will add more boobitude to...$9.99 -
NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00MAKE A SPLASH! If your squirt queen lives life by the LITER, she's going to gush over this NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper. Perfect for X-Rated gifting, this G-Centric gift wrap celebrates every girl's favorite bedroom party trick. (AKA -...$15.00 -
Squirt Alert Greeting Cards
KushKards
$5.00 - $30.00"IT'S NOT PEE." Can your Squirt Queen make it rain on command? Let her know that you aint' afraid to get a little WET with these Squirt Alert Greeting Cards! The perfect invitation for splash sessions, this colorful greeting card always hits the...$5.00 - $30.00 -
Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99MEMBERS ONLY! Most of us can agree that everything looks better in HD (huge dicks.) If you WILLY love the DILLY, this Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is the sausage party you've been waiting for! Bulging at the seams with illustrations that celebrate the...$12.99 -
FUCK BUDDY Sticker 3 Pack
KushKards
$9.00Just Hangin' & Bangin' Who's that special someone who's always there when you need them but never expects anything in return? We're not talking about your vibrator, we're talking about your FWB! Most of us can agree that commitment is overrated and...$9.00