Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Sexy Guys Playing Cards
Little Genie Games
$7.50Nice Deck! Need a good jack up your sleeve? When it comes to this Sexy Guys Playing Cards it's all about the size of your stack! Perfect for games of poke-her and one-handed Solitaire, this standard 52-card deck offers a variety of oiled-up...$7.50 -
Schag's Beer Can Strokers
Blush Toys
$39.99Beer isn't everything, but it's pretty damn close! Looking for a unique gift for your favorite beer geek? Brewed up just in time for the Holidays, these Schag's Beer Can Strokers bring together two of life's greatest pleasures! On the outside, these...$39.99 -
Stress Breasts
Spencer & Fleetwood
$16.99Boobs: Nature's Antidepressants! Need to calm your tits? When it comes to stress relief, nothing releases the dopamine quite like a dope set of mammaries! A fast, convenient, and most importantly - LEGAL - way to get your squeeze on, these Stress Breasts...$16.99 -
The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99More Fun Than Fortnite! Looking for hot stepmoms in your area? Enjoy some full-grown fuckery with The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book. Perfect when paired with a juice box and a fruit roll-up, this 24-page tribute to cougar love will keep you...$12.99 -
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Classic Porn Playing Cards
Wood Rocket
$12.99GO RETRO. Do you ever yearn for those pre-internet days when fantasy fulfillment wasn't quite as fast as a pornhub search? Add some grindhouse to your game with Wood Rocket's Classic Porn Playing Cards! Maybe it's the grainy film or those wacky plot...$12.99 -
The Anal Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Taint' Life Grand? Introducing The Anal Sex Coloring Book. You could try one of those half-assed adult coloring books filled with hearts and flowers, butt fuck it! This 24-page anal opus is jam-packed with your favorite hobby: BUTT STUFF. And,...$12.99 -
The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99How Does Lesbian Sex Work? BOTH PEOPLE CUM. If you love kicking back with a little "chick lick", our The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book is a no-man's land of fun! Perfect for vagitarians, you'll get 24 hot lesbian sex scenarios that are sure to hit the (G)...$12.99 -
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Nude Female Playing Cards
Wood Rocket
$12.99All You Need Is A Good Hand! Ready for a visually stimulating game of poke-her? Whether you're boning up on your card skills alone or with a group of friends, Wood Rocket's Nude Female Playing Cards are sure to elevate your T & A game! Featuring...$12.99 -
"I Didn't Know Your Size But I'm Sure This Will Fit" Mini Vibe
Happy Ending
$15.99Special Delivery! What do you give the woman who has everything? How about a sexy little something that fills in ALL the blanks?!! This "I Didn't Know Your Size But I'm Sure This Will Fit" Mini Vibe is a small and meaningful gift that may fulfill needs...$15.99 -
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Rock Candy Gummy Bear Vibe
Rock Candy
Now: $12.99Was: $16.99A Bear Necessity! The Rock Candy® scientists have whipped up the Gummy Vibe®, a powerful, pocket sized vibrator shaped like an adorable gummy bear! The Rock Candy Gummy Vibe puts a sweet face on a powerful clit stimulator...Now: $12.99Was: $16.99 -
"Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99IT'S THE TITS. Love those lady lumps? Our "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book is the TITS. The perfect feel-good gift for the breast fetishist, this adult coloring book is packed with lady lumps and jugs a-plenty! Whether you like em' big or small,...$12.99 -
Magic Wand Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.99#TEAMHITACHI Has your Hitachi Magic Wand surpassed mere vibrator status and entered into significant-other territory? You're not alone. Join the club and wear your preferred orgasm-provider on your sleeve with our Magic Wand Lapel Pin from Wood...$10.99
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!