Sex Gag Gifts
Sex Gag Gifts
Because offending your friends has never been this fun
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go ahead — earn a laugh, a blush, or maybe even a restraining order — all in one fell swoop! Tabutoys has the wildest, raunchiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t). From birthdays to anniversaries, bachelorette blowouts, or even divorce parties, our naughty novelties are guaranteed to turn your next adult gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and uncontrollable giggles. Can your friends handle it?
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The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever!
Wood Rocket
$12.99It's Called Self-Care. If your therapist says you need a new hobby, we've got just the activity for you: The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever! Featuring a variety sex acts like bondage, gang bangs and “The Human Sexipede," this one is guaranteed to...$12.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You!) If you're lucky enough to have a job, there SO many things you’re dying to say to your Boss and fellow workers. Spare your self a trip to HR and let these Outrageous Office Pens say them for you! Perfect for Retail,...$12.00 -
Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Got a Bestie who's down in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of the very best things in life with this To Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm. It's the perfect gift for anyone who needs some...$4.99 -
CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray
Warm Human
$12.99Because EVERYTHING Has It's Place. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but in our current political landscape, CONDOMS rank highly among our favorite besties! Warm Human's CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray will keep your favorite rubbers...$12.99 -
Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs
Wood Rocket
$14.99Are Your Gifts Getting A Bad Wrap? Ahhh, there's just something about ribbons and wrapping paper that just puts us in the Holiday spiri..Wait. Who are we kidding? Wrapping presents is a waste of time, tape, and paper, unlike these Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs...$14.99 -
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.00READ MY NAME TAG. Having a "Fuck Off" kinda' of day? You've got zero chill and so does this "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket. Perfect for your very first and very last day of work, this angry enamel statement pin is a direct way to let people know...$10.00 -
"Ring For Sex" Table Bell
Little Genie Games
$8.99DING! DING! DING! Is that a dinner bell you hear? Well, not exactly. You're being summoned for service by the "Ring For Sex" Table Bell! Designed like a classic hotel counter ringer, this clapper's clear and audible ring will alert you when it's time to...$8.99 -
XXX Nurses Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Welcome To Genital Hospital. Got a painful erection that just won't quit? Boy, you are one sick individual. Luckily, we have a cure - the XXX Nurses Coloring Book! Packed with nympho nurses in 24 kinky medical scenarios, this book gives "Private...$12.99 -
52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards
Sleazy Greetings
$10.00LET'S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Wanna' keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make these 52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards a "regular" part of your poker night routine! Packed with toilet-humor and every kind of poo you do, this dirty deck is an all-out...$10.00 -
Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear
Master Series
$45.00The Safe Word Is POOH. Is your sub's love language LEATHER? Treat them to the Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear. If you've ever wondered what would happen if Paddington Bear wandered into a BDSM dungeon and liked it, this would surely be it...$45.00 -
Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...$69.99 -
"Bend Over It's Your Birthday" Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00SPECIAL DELIVERY Is it your special day? Since you don't look a day over SEXY AF, we want to reward you with the best gift of all: BUTT STUFF! Birthday presents can make your whole day but this "Bend Over It's Your Birthday" Greeting Card will make your...$5.00
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!