Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99"A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box!" What to get something special for that special someone? It aint' no diamond ring, it aint' no fancy car, and it aint' no house in the hills. It's our Jumping...$9.99 -
Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00OM NOM NOM! Need More Oral Affection? When you hand this this Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card to your favorite FWB they'll know you aren't talking about cereal. The card is blank so you can write all the delicious details on the inside. Eat My...$5.00 -
Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator
Honey Play Box
$76.50HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Life can't all be football and handjobs...OR CAN IT? A perfect gift for the gridiron-obsessed, this Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator combines every guy's two favorite sports into one very handy tool. When you're ready for...$76.50 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Looking for a naughty gift with sex a-peel? Our Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a "hole" food! Vegan-friendly and ideal for fruit fanatics, this banana's 7 intense vibration patterns make a sweet late-night snack...$39.99 -
CUM FACE
Play Wiv Me
$49.99LOADS OF FUN! Are you quick with the dick or do you choke on the stroke? Find out with CUM FACE, the wet and wild party game! With CUM FACE, you'll have to swallow your pride (and more) as you and your friends face off in a dramatic struggle of...$49.99 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$12.00EAT A BOWL OF DICKS! Hungry for some peen cuisine? If you're looking for a grownup party dish - or just a 2am snack - this Penis Pasta is the perfect combination of tasty and tasteless. Top it off with your favorite cream sauce and BONE APPETIT! Penis...$12.00 -
Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards
Play Wiv Me
$17.00Party HARDER. Do most adult party games come off as a bit tedious? Limp? IMPOTENT? These well-hung Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards took the classic "Higher Or Lower" drinking game we all know and love...and put some meat on it! There's no complicated rules...$17.00 -
BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00BETTER THAN CAKE! Driving yourself crazy trying to find that perfect gift? We all know the best things in life are free - (like getting naked) - so keep it simple! Just present this BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card to your favorite birthday boy or girl...$5.00 -
Huge Penis Ice Luge
Play Wiv Me
$49.99"Pour Me 8 Inches." You know what every party can use? DICKS AND BOOZE. That's why this Huge Penis Ice Luge is the centerpiece you need to class up the joint! Unlike traditional ice sculptures that simply look pretty, this one invites active...$49.99 -
Beer Boobs Drinking Game
Play Wiv Me
$36.99SUCK HARD, SUCK FAST, SUCK FIRST, NOT LAST! Looking for a party icebreakers that don't suck? Well, this Beer Boobs Drinking Game doesn't need a playing board or complicated instructions - just a willingness to suck a brew-tiful set of knockers! Vulgar,...$36.99 -
Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$40.00Whale Hello There! Can we tail you something? This Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe has got a license to KRILL! Perfect for novice toy users, Humpback’s unmistakable whale shape slips right over your finger for right-on-the-spot clitoral stimulation...$40.00 -
Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$45.00Cakes Your Breath Away! Have you ever been tempted to lick the frosting off a cupcake? Well, this Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe will return the favor with a "hidden" talent. Just press this Tiny Treat's power button and let it press YOUR buttons with...$45.00
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!