Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.00Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...$69.00 -
"Bend Over It's Your Birthday" Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00SPECIAL DELIVERY Is it your special day? Since you don't look a day over SEXY AF, we want to reward you with the best gift of all: BUTT STUFF! Birthday presents can make your whole day but this "Bend Over It's Your Birthday" Greeting Card will make your...$5.00 -
In-Cock-Nito Hidden Eggplant Flask
Kheper Games
$8.99"EYES UP HERE." Nothing sucks the fun out of an event like long lines and expensive drinks, unlike this In-Cock-Nito Eggplant Flask. Shaped like everyone's favorite sexual euphemism, this well-hung vegetable provides two important party functions:...$8.99 -
Drink If...Bar Card Game
Kheper Games
$14.99The Party Game With 1200 Reasons To Drink Are you getting ready to spend another night at the bar droning on about sports, kids, and taxes? BO-RING! Whip out your Drink If...Bar Card Game and get FILTHY! This hilarious drinking game is packed with...$14.99 -
The Oral Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Question: What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ! Oral sex isn't just our favorite Pornhub category - it's a way of life. That's why The Oral Sex Coloring Book will literally blow your mind. This sexy, adults-only coloring book...$12.99 -
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$10.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. The world is full of assholes, but do you know one that needs special recognition? Give them the one-finger salute they deserve with the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy. We all know that assholes LOVE to "tell it like it is"...$10.99 -
"I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99Your Bong Or Mine... Ready for a little Netflix and Blaze? Send your favorite Stoner a "blunt" message with our "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from your everyday...$7.99 -
"Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99High There! Want to score a date that's even better than 4/20? Send your favorite Stoner a sweet and flirty message with our "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from...$7.99 -
Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00When You Care Enough to Send the Very Breast. Leave your maturity level and your bra at the door with our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card! Perfect for friends or friends with benefits - (AKA BOOBS!) - this card is blank so you...$5.00 -
Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00Yum, Yum, Come Get Some! Like it RAW? This Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card is a tasty invitation to 2 of the best things in life! This super-seggsy greeting card is blank so you can write all the juicy details on the inside. Just...$5.00 -
NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set
KushKards
$18.99A Climax In Every Card Does your stressed-out friend or lover need a vibe check? This NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set is so much better than a bubble bath! Designed for sexy self-care, this gift will deliver a sweet message and even...$18.99 -
Pink Penis Wine Bag
Little Genie Games
$5.99"12 inches. My Favorite Vintage!" Does someone on your gift list love the hard stuff? You can combine two of their favorite pastimes with Pink Penis Wine Bag. Featuring glittery sequin sparkles and marabou feathered balls, this gift bag pairs well with...$5.99
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!