Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe
California Exotics
$46.00Kush For Your Bush! Looking for a fun new hybrid strain? This Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe will toke your breath away with 10 functions of intense vibration, pulsation, and escalation! And, while Smoke Show may come off as a bit, well - BLUNT! – you...$46.00 -
The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever!
Wood Rocket
$12.99It's Called Self-Care. If your therapist says you need a new hobby, we've got just the activity for you: The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever! Featuring a variety sex acts like bondage, gang bangs and “The Human Sexipede," this one is guaranteed to...$12.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00If you can’t say something nice, say it with a pen! If you're lucky enough to have a job, there SO many things you’re dying to say to your Boss and fellow workers. Spare your self a trip to HR and let these Outrageous Office Pens say them for...$12.00 -
Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Got a Bestie who's down in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of the very best things in life with this To Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm. It's the perfect gift for anyone who needs some...$4.99 -
CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray
Warm Human
$12.99Because EVERYTHING Has It's Place. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but in our current political landscape, CONDOMS rank highly among our favorite besties! Warm Human's CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray will keep your favorite rubbers...$12.99 -
Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs
Wood Rocket
$14.99Are Your Gifts Getting A Bad Wrap? Ahhh, there's just something about ribbons and wrapping paper that just puts us in the Holiday spiri..Wait. Who are we kidding? Wrapping presents is a waste of time, tape, and paper, unlike these Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs...$14.99 -
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.00READ MY NAME TAG. Having a "Fuck Off" kinda' of day? You've got zero chill and so does this "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket. Perfect for your very first and very last day of work, this angry enamel statement pin is a direct way to let people know...$10.00 -
"Ring For Sex" Table Bell
Little Genie Games
$8.99DING! DING! DING! Is that a dinner bell you hear? Well, not exactly. You're being summoned for service by the "Ring For Sex" Table Bell! Designed like a classic hotel counter ringer, this clapper's clear and audible ring will alert you when it's time to...$8.99 -
XXX Nurses Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Welcome To Genital Hospital. Got a painful erection that just won't quit? Boy, you are one sick individual. Luckily, we have a cure - the XXX Nurses Coloring Book! Packed with nympho nurses in 24 kinky medical scenarios, this book gives "Private...$12.99 -
52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards
Sleazy Greetings
$10.00LET'S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Wanna' keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make these 52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards a "regular" part of your poker night routine! Packed with toilet-humor and every kind of poo you do, this dirty deck is an all-out...$10.00 -
Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear
Master Series
$45.00The Safe Word Is POOH. Is your sub's love language LEATHER? Treat them to the Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear. If you've ever wondered what would happen if Paddington Bear wandered into a BDSM dungeon and liked it, this would surely be it...$45.00 -
DADDY Fan
Wood Rocket
$20.00COME TO DADDY! If you want to advertise your Daddy status, that beard and sleeve tattoo combo is SO last year. Let the boys know you're ready to play ball with Wood Rocket's DADDY FAN. This Daddy-centric accessory will rep your top ranking...$20.00