Sexy Gifts
They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!
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Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong
Male Power
$18.00Got Junk in Your Trunk? Show it off with our Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong! This squeezable, squeakable underwear is perfect icebreaker for white elephant parties (and adult petting zoos.) One Size Fits Most. Waist: 28"-40" Composition: 95%...$18.00 -
Male Power Maitre D' Thong
Male Power
$19.00Dinner Is Served. Black tie event? Slip on our Male Power Maitre D' Thong and serve up some gourmet hot buns and sausage! With its button-front design and elegant tuxedo tails, you're sure to get a nice tip. Maitre D' Tuxedo Thong Key Features: One Size...$19.00 -
Penis Egg Fryer
Spencer & Fleetwood
$7.99Like your Eggs STIFF? Fry up a little fun and make breakfast the most eggsciting meal of the day with our Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick design won't break yer' yolks! Penis Egg Fryer Key Features: Breakfast will never be the same – it’s the...$7.99 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons
Candyprints
$6.00How Low Can You Blow? Cheap, colorful and sarcastic - nothing creates an instant party atmosphere like these Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons. Perfect for spicing up basic birthdays and boring office parties, pair them with our matching Birthday Plates...$6.00 -
Pecker Inspector Badge
Kheper Games
$6.50"Sir, Please spread your legs and put your pecker up. You're being arrested by the Department of Erections." Need to deputize your favorite bachelorette for a fun night patrol? Let em' know there's a new Sheriff in town with our official Pecker...$6.50 -
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Kama Sutra Getaway Kit
Kama Sutra
$29.00PLAN YOUR GREAT ESCAPE. Need to reconnect? (Preferably, somewhere far away from work, stress and everyday life?) Escape to a romantic paradise abroad or in your own bedroom with the Kama Sutra Getaway kit for Lovers. An assortment of petite sensual...$29.00 -
Sportsheets "I Like It Doggie Style" Enhancing Strap
Sportsheets
$20.00 - $22.00Make The Most Of Your Favorite Position! Like it RUFF? That's gonna' be a yes from us, Dawg! Doggie Style sex is fun because it lends itself to deeper penetration and G-Spot stimulation (not to mention the view!) Designed for rear entry ramming, Our...$20.00 - $22.00