Sexy Gifts

Sexy Gifts

They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!

  • Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong

    Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong

    Male Power

    $18.00
    Got Junk in Your Trunk? Show it off with our Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong! This squeezable, squeakable underwear is perfect icebreaker for white elephant parties (and adult petting zoos.) One Size Fits Most. Waist: 28"-40" Composition: 95%...
    $18.00
  • Men's Maitre D' Thong with front Black Bow Tie - Male Gag Gifts Male Power Men's Tuxedo G-String

    Male Power Maitre D' Thong

    Male Power

    $19.00
    Dinner Is Served. Black tie event? Slip on our Male Power Maitre D' Thong and serve up some gourmet hot buns and sausage! With its button-front design and elegant tuxedo tails, you're sure to get a nice tip. Maitre D' Tuxedo Thong Key Features: One Size...
    $19.00
  • Penis Egg Fryer Spencer & Fleetwood Willie Egg Fryer

    Penis Egg Fryer

    Spencer & Fleetwood

    $7.99
    Like your Eggs STIFF? Fry up a little fun and make breakfast the most eggsciting meal of the day with our Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick design won't break yer' yolks! Penis Egg Fryer Key Features: Breakfast will never be the same – it’s the...
    $7.99
  • Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons - 8 Pack

    Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons

    Candyprints

    $6.00
    How Low Can You Blow?!!! Does your birthday brat act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? These Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons are cheap and obnoxious, but perfect for spicing up a party atmosphere (just like...
    $6.00
  • Pecker Inspector Badge - Perfect for Bachelorette Parties Pecker Badge

    Pecker Inspector Badge

    Kheper Games

    $6.50
    "Sir, Please spread your legs and put your pecker up. You're being arrested by the Department of Erections."  Need to deputize your favorite bachelorette for a fun night patrol? Let em' know there's a new Sheriff in town with our official Pecker...
    $6.50