Sexy Gifts
They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!
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Super Penis Water Gun
Pipedream
$15.99SKEET SKEET SKEET! Need to pull the trigger on your next Bachelorette Party? Our Super Penis Water Gun is completely disgusting and inappropriate, which is exactly why you'll love it. Fill it with water (or hand lotion) and make it rain on your next...$15.99 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon
Candyprints
$6.00"It's A Celebration, Bitches!" Does your birthday brat act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? This Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon is inappropriately hilarious and so much more fun than a boring birthday...$6.00 -
Bachelorette Party Pecker Centerpiece
Hott Products
$15.99Erect The Perfect Party Table! Does your Bachelorette Party decor seem a little limp? Wow your guests and jizz things up with this massive Bachelorette Party Pecker Centerpiece. Huge, pink and ready to party, this will be the biggest boner your...$15.99 -
Strawberry Booby Pop
Hott Products
$6.50Tits A Wonderful Life. Remember the very first time you set your eyes on a mouth-watering set of knockers? This bite-sized Strawberry Booby Pop will take you back to the ultimate oral fixation: Sucking on a pair of luscious titties anytime you like!...$6.50 -
Foreplay Glow Dice
Pipedream
$5.99Turn out the lights and roll out some fun. When it comes to foreplay sometimes it's hard to know where to start. Decisions, decisions.. Just roll these classic Foreplay Glow Dice and let fate decide where desire will take you. Simple, silly and fun...$5.99 -
Pin The Macho On The Man
Pipedream
$12.99PIN IT TO WIN IT. Great Bachelorette Parties are made of 3 things: Alcohol, Regret and PIN THE MACHO ON THE MAN! This classic ice-breaker party game has been getting all-girl parties started for over 20 years! SO much more fun than pinning a tail on a...$12.99 -
Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms
Global Protection
$6.00GLOW UP. Does your weiner crave the spotlight? Just slip on these Night Light "Glow In the Dark" Condoms and EVERYONE will want to get their hands on your glow stick. And yes, Night Lights are REAL CONDOMS. That means they're manufactured and tested...$6.00 -
Stroke 29 Male Masturbation Cream
Empowered Products
$18.99 - $28.99Elevate Your Front Stroke. Aren't you a little too old to still use hand lotions and hair conditioner to masturbate? It's time to graduate to some better jack-off material: Stroke 29! Created for luxuriously lengthy jack sessions, Stroke 29 Male...$18.99 - $28.99 -
Big Boobie Cake Pan
Pipedream
$19.99What a great (cake) rack! This reusable Big Boobie Cake Pan will allow you to bake a cake of STACKED proportions. Just add your favorite cake mix and bake, coat with chocolate or buttercream frosting, and don't forget the maraschino nipples! You can also...$19.99 -
Bachelorette's 19" Penis Pinata
Pipedream
$29.99HIT THAT DICK! A well-hung party guest that's sure to break the ice, our Bachelorette's 19" Penis Pinata is even better than a male stripper! (Well, almost.) Truly cathartic for any woman that's ever been told not to "hit a man where it hurts," just fill...$29.99 -
Jumbo Pecker Cake Pan
Pipedream
MSRP: $26.00$20.99Bake Up One Beautiful Boner! Stuck with the same penis forever? You can enjoy a different dick every night of the week with our Jumbo Pecker Cake Pan. Perfect for Bachelorette Parties, this reusable aluminum cake pan will allow you to be your own Dick...MSRP: $26.00$20.99 -
Captain Pecker Inflatable Party Wrecker
Pipedream
$31.00Behold, The Biggest Dick at The Party! Sticking with the classic penis theme for your next bachelorette party? Go balls deep with our Captain Pecker Inflatable Party Wrecker! This titan of penis party decor stands at 6 feet, dwarfing everything in its...$31.00