Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Male Power Maitre D' Thong
Male Power
$19.99Dinner Is Served. Black tie in the front. Full-menu chaos in the back. Got a “formal” event on the calendar? Perfect. Slip into the Male Power Maitre D’ Thong and show up looking like you run the place — because nothing says...$19.99 -
Penis Egg Fryer
Spencer & Fleetwood
$7.99Like Your Eggs Stiff? Breakfast just got wildly inappropriate. Fry up a little fun and make breakfast the most eggsciting meal of the day with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick design keeps things easy, tidy, and gloriously immature — because...$7.99 -
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Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons
Candyprints
$6.99How Low Can You Blow?! Because “happy birthday” was never enough. Does your birthday brat act like surviving another calendar year deserves a parade? Skip the sentiment and bring the attitude with Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons — the...$6.99 -
Pecker Inspector Badge
Kheper Games
$6.50"Sir, Please spread your legs and put your pecker up. You're being arrested by the Department of Erections." Need to deputize your favorite bachelorette for a fun night patrol? Let em' know there's a new Sheriff in town with our official Pecker...$6.50 -
Sportsheets "I Like It Doggie Style" Enhancing Strap
Sportsheets
$28.00Your Favorite Position, With Backup Because even your go-to move deserves a little help. Doggy style already does a lot of heavy lifting. Deeper angles. Better leverage. A view that never gets old. The Sportsheets “I Like It Doggie Style”...$28.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.