Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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What the Fuck: "I have Never" Card Game
Kheper Games
$9.99“That’s F*cked Up!” A drinking game designed to expose your friends. Have you ever mooed at another human being? Licked an armpit? Thrown a chair in anger? Perfect. You’re exactly who this game is for. What the F*ck: “I...$9.99 -
What the F*ck Bar Cards
Kheper Games
$9.99Dude, That’s F*cked Up! You’re three drinks deep, someone’s arguing about crypto, and your friend just said the word “microdosing” for the fifth time. Time to rescue the night — with the What the F*ck Drinking Game...$9.99 -
Boob Beer Pong Balls - Pack of 6
Island Dogs
$8.99Titties and Beer. That’s Why You’re Here. Beer pong, but with nipples. Because maturity is a choice. If you like your party games classy, keep scrolling. The Boob Beer Pong Balls (Pack of 6) are exactly what they sound like: bouncy,...$8.99 -
Oxballs Sprocket Cockring
Oxballs
$12.99NICE RIMS, BRO! Got Oxballs? Time to strap up and show off with the Sprocket Cockring—the tire-shaped bro-tool built for heavy-duty shaft action. This beefy band pushes you up and out so everyone knows you’re packin' a sprocket in your pocket...$12.99 -
Monogamy - A Hot Affair Game
Creative Conceptions
$39.99Remember When “Date Night” Didn’t End With Netflix? Dinner. TV. Bed. Snooze. Let’s face it — monogamy could use a sexy upgrade. Enter the Monogamy: A Hot Affair Game, a board game that turns commitment into foreplay and...$39.99 -
Big Boobie Beach Ball
Hott Products
$11.99IT'S THE TITS. What's always welcome at every party? BEWBZ!!!! Better than chips and queso, our Big Boobie Beach Ball is one party favor everyone will want to get their hands on. This VIT (very important titty) features a big, bouncy 2 foot diameter...$11.99 -
The 12 ADULT Party Games of Christmas
Kheper Games
$12.99Because The Holidays Are Basically Hell With Tinsel. Ah, the holidays… that magical time of year when your patience is tested by department store lines, non-stop Mariah Carey, and relatives who somehow peaked in 1987. Honestly, some years you just...$12.99 -
Gläs Toys Candy Cane Swirl Dildo
Glas Toys
$34.00Swirl It. The Gläs Candy Cane Swirl Dildo is a sleek, weighty glass wand that delivers eye candy and body-tingling sensation in one elegant package. Handmade from borosilicate glass, this piece features a smooth, clear shaft wrapped in a raised...$34.00 -
Blush Naughty Candy Heart Plugs
Blush Toys
$18.00Unlock Your Sweet Spot. A little mischief goes a long way. So you’ve done a little exploring with fingers — and now you’re curious what comes next. The Blush Naughty Candy Heart Plug is a first-time-friendly way to dip into backdoor...$18.00 -
Kama Sutra Oil Of Love - .75 ounces
Kama Sutra
$14.99Kiss It. Warm It. Taste It. The iconic kissable body oil that turns skin into dessert. Meet Kama Sutra Oil of Love — the legendary, kissable warming lotion designed to make every inch of skin more tempting. Just drizzle a few drops wherever desire...$14.99 -
Big Black Dick Chugger Sport Bottle
Hott Products
$14.00Sip on some BBC! Hey Girl, we've seen your instagram and you look a little thirsty. Our Big Black Dick Chugger Sport Bottle will keep you hydrated with 20 ounces of your favorite beverage. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, and your next spin...$14.00 -
Brown Party Pecker Straws
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.00$5.00Cute, Brown and Down to Clown! Doesn't everything taste better with a little dick in it? Our Brown Party Pecker Straws will give you 10 of them, to be exact. Designed to add a little more flavor to your next Bridal Event, they may not be long or thick,...MSRP: $7.00$5.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.