Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Penis Gummies
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99Go Eat a Box of Dicks! Sweet, chewy, and aggressively unnecessary. If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: people will eat gummies shaped like absolutely anything — including itty-bitty dicks. Don’t believe us? Pull these out...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs
Island Dogs
$12.99Nothing Is More Fun Than Offending the Right People. Say it with coffee. And zero apologies. You don’t take shit from anybody — and now your mug doesn’t either. The Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs are perfect for shutting down small...$12.99 -
Men's Pinnochio Briefs
Male Power
$19.99“Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish…” …and someday, you’ll be a real boy. Until then: wear the lie. Ah yes. The legend of Pinocchio — a tale as old as time: if he tells a lie, his nose grows. For your...$19.99 -
Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Sling
Sportsheets
$95.00The Door That Turns Into a Launch Pad No ceiling hooks. No drilling. Just shut the door and start flying. The Sportsheets Door Jam Sex Sling is what happens when you take big, suspended-body fantasy and make it actually work in real apartments, hotel...$95.00 -
Super Fun Penis Candy
Candyprints
$5.99Eat a Bag of Dicks! Sweet, petty, and medically unnecessary. Everybody knows sprinkles make everything better — cupcakes, cakes, cocktails, and unresolved personal grudges. That’s why Super Fun Penis Candy exists. These tiny, tart,...$5.99 -
Dick Head Hoopla Game
Pipedream
$29.99May The Best Dickhead Win! Looking for a fun game that is absolutely NOT fun for the whole family? In the grand tradition of party icebreakers, this NSFW Dick Head Hoopla Game is one of the best Bachelorette activities around. A lewd and crude spin on...$29.99 -
Who is the Biggest PERVERT? Game
Kheper Games
$9.99PERV ALERT. Your friends are worse than you think. Think you really know your friends? Cute. The Who Is the Biggest Pervert? game exists to absolutely ruin that illusion. This alcohol-powered icebreaker asks the questions no one should ever answer out...$9.99 -
Kama Sutra VIBE Weekender Kit
Kama Sutra
$28.99Your “We Should’ve Packed This” Kit — Now TSA-Approved Five bite-sized Kama Sutra essentials in a discreet black tin, ready to turn any trip into an unplanned adventure. Say yes to spontaneous sex—or at least to being...$28.99 -
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Male Power Tuxedo Boxers
Male Power
$19.99No Reservations! Dressed to undress. Need to look formal while doing absolutely none of the work? Say hello to the Male Power Tuxedo Boxers — because nothing says “I made an effort” like underwear pretending to be a full outfit. These...$19.99 -
Kama Sutra Ignite Massage Candles
Kama Sutra
$22.00A Candle That Melts… Into Something Much Better. Introducing the Kama Sutra Ignite Massage Candle — the upgrade your bedroom has been quietly begging for. This soy-based candle warms into a silky, skin-loving massage oil that pours like...$22.00 -
Sexy Male Ref G-String
Male Power
$19.99Like to Call the Shots? When you say stop, play actually stops. Blow the whistle and take control. The Sexy Male Ref G-String puts you in charge with bold black-and-white stripes, a classic G-back, and a built-in whistle for calling timeouts, penalties,...$19.99 -
Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong
Male Power
$19.99Got Junk in Your Trunk? Make it squeak. Make it weird. Make it unforgettable. If subtlety has never been your brand, allow us to introduce the Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong — the underwear equivalent of honking a clown horn and maintaining eye...$19.99
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.