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Weirdest Sex Toys

Weirdest Sex Toys

Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated

Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!

  • Enormous 2 Fisted Grip 13-Inch Trainer Dildo shown with product next to packaging 2 Fisted Grip Trainer Dildo, featuring a huge realistic shaft and two molded fists
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    2 Fisted Grip 13-Inch Trainer Dildo

    Icon Brands

    $120.00
    ASS: EXPERT MODE.Things are about to get serious. Meet the 2 Fisted Grip Trainer, 13 inches of godless audacity. The game plan is brutally simple: work your way down the realistic shaft, encounter...
    $120.00
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  • Model holding Iridescent rainbow silicone ovipositor dildo with four matching eggs side view of the Multicolor textured silicone ovipositor dildo with suction cup and four eggs
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    Larva Ovipositor Silicone Dildo with Eggs

    XR Brands

    $108.00
    MAKE WOMB FOR DADDY.Congratulations. You’re expecting. Like them thick, colorful and extraterrestrial? Have no fear, Earthling — you’ve got a date to mate with the Larva Ovipositor Silicone Dildo...
    $108.00
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  • XR Brands Pussy Juice vagina-scented lubricant in 8.25 fl oz bottle Pussy Juice heat-activated scented water-based personal lubricant label
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    Pussy Juice Vagina-Scented Lubricant

    XR Brands

    $24.00
    SMELLS LIKE FUN. Breathe it in, Baby. Why do people love the smell of pussy? What a silly question. Why does a flower turn toward the sun? Why does a bee seek nectar? Why does Colonel Kilgore love...
    $24.00
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  • Black Fantasy Fuckers Mutant Pussy Stroker canister with bright green monster graphics and silver top and bottom. Close-up of the bright green Mutant Pussy Stroker showing its sculpted outer texture and opening.
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    Monster Mutant Pussy Stroker

    Doc Johnson

    $36.00
    ALIENS DO IT BETTER! Resistance is futile.  Do human women feel a little too... terrestrial? Captain Kirk didn’t spend all that time exploring strange new worlds for nothing—and now you don’t have to...
    $36.00
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  • Iridescent purple tentacle vibrator standing upright on stacked stones, with raised sucker details, a bulbous wand base, seashells and an ocean-blue background. Iridescent purple tentacle vibrator resting across stacked stones, showing its flexible textured shaft, bulbous wand end and attached white USB charging cable.
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    Into The Deep Octo-Wand

    GENDER X

    $84.00
    IT CAME FROM BELOW. Covered in suckers. Programmed for pleasure. The alarms are blaring. The lab tank is shattered. And whatever escaped is headed straight for your bed. Meet the Into The Deep...
    $84.00
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  • Creature Cocks Lord Neptune vibrating grinder strapped to a person’s thigh with wireless remote visible. Creature Cocks Lord Neptune vibrating silicone grinder shown in retail packaging
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    Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder

    XR Brands

    $97.00
    LOOK WHAT WASHED ASHORE. And against all better judgment, we’re keeping it. The Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder is what happens when a fantasy dildo, a ride-on toy and something discovered...
    $97.00
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  • The Dragon’s Lick Vibrating Demon Tongue shown worn in the mouth with the adjustable black harness secured around the face. The red-and-black sculpted tongue extends outward with textured barbed detailing. Product packaging is visible in the lower corner. The Dragon’s Lick Vibrating Demon Tongue displayed flat against a neutral background, showing the full adjustable black harness and attached red-and-black sculpted tongue with raised texture and curved tip.
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    Dragon's Lick Vibrating Demon Tongue

    XR Brands

    $74.00
    Licked By Hell Itself. Forged in fire. Powered by sin. From the fiery depths below comes a tongue so unholy, even Hell had to put a warning label on it! Meet the Dragon’s Lick Vibrating Demon...
    $74.00
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  • Vibrating tentacle grinder with suction base and remote control, featuring flexible silicone tentacle design Close-up of curved silicone tentacle grinder with textured suckers and flexible shaft for targeted stimulation
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    Vibrating Tentacle Grinder

    Evolved Novelties

    $119.00
    UNDER THE SEA… BUT MAKE IT WEIRD. Let's go down where it’s wetter. Down where it’s… better. Let’s just get this out of the way: yes, it’s a tentacle. A vibrating tentacle grinder, in fact. But we’re...
    $119.00
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  • Temptasia Rattle Snake vibrator by Blush Novelties with glowing plasma globe tip and curved silicone snake body. Snake-shaped vibrator with plasma globe head and textured ridged tail designed for internal and external stimulation.
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    Temptasia Rattle Snake Vibe

    Blush Toys

    $117.00
    Strike First, Ask Questions Later Finally, a sex toy with witchcore energy. The Temptasia Rattle Snake Vibe looks like a vibrator that slithered out of a metal album cover and into a sex dungeon...
    $117.00
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