Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Alien Nation Venomus Dildo
Icon Brands
$75.00OH, FOR FUCK’S SNAKE. We have strayed very far from the light. Somewhere between “snakes are fascinating” and “I want one inside me,” a line was crossed. Meet the Alien Nation Venomus Dildo:...$75.00 -
Eye of the Dragon Silicone Butt Plug
XR Brands
$49.00EYE SEE YOU (AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN YOUR BUTTHOLE). Some things really should mind their own business. Ever wanted to get railed by something that looks like it crawled out of Guillermo del Toro’s...$49.00 -
Sissy Vice Push-In Chastity Cage
Master Series
$129.00WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. But you look so pretty when you’re embarrassed. The Master Series Sissy Vice Push-In Chastity Cage has a rather ambitious little assignment: turn that outie into an innie. Your...$129.00 -
Pussy Boy Mini Metal Chastity Cage
Master Series
$115.00WELL, WHERE DID IT GO? Your Keyholder has made a few modifications. The Master Series Pussy Boy Metal Chastity Cage makes quite a change to the scenery. Lock the soft pink silicone cap into place and...$115.00 -
2 Fisted Grip 13-Inch Trainer Dildo
Icon Brands
$120.00ASS: EXPERT MODE.Things are about to get serious. Meet the 2 Fisted Grip Trainer, 13 inches of godless audacity. The game plan is brutally simple: work your way down the realistic shaft, encounter...$120.00 -
Larva Ovipositor Silicone Dildo with Eggs
XR Brands
$108.00MAKE WOMB FOR DADDY.Congratulations. You’re expecting. Like them thick, colorful and extraterrestrial? Have no fear, Earthling — you’ve got a date to mate with the Larva Ovipositor Silicone Dildo...$108.00 -
Original Accommodator Chin-Strap Dildo
California Exotics
$29.00WELL SOMEBODY HAD A GOOD IDEA.Ridiculous-looking. Surprisingly practical. Long before anyone was calling things “wearable sex tech,” there was the Original Accommodator Chin-Strap Dildo, an icon in...$29.00 -
Pussy Juice Vagina-Scented Lubricant
XR Brands
$24.00SMELLS LIKE FUN. Breathe it in, Baby. Why do people love the smell of pussy? What a silly question. Why does a flower turn toward the sun? Why does a bee seek nectar? Why does Colonel Kilgore love...$24.00 -
Monster Mutant Pussy Stroker
Doc Johnson
$36.00ALIENS DO IT BETTER! Resistance is futile. Do human women feel a little too... terrestrial? Captain Kirk didn’t spend all that time exploring strange new worlds for nothing—and now you don’t have to...$36.00 -
Into The Deep Octo-Wand
GENDER X
$84.00IT CAME FROM BELOW. Covered in suckers. Programmed for pleasure. The alarms are blaring. The lab tank is shattered. And whatever escaped is headed straight for your bed. Meet the Into The Deep...$84.00 -
Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder
XR Brands
$97.00LOOK WHAT WASHED ASHORE. And against all better judgment, we’re keeping it. The Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder is what happens when a fantasy dildo, a ride-on toy and something discovered...$97.00 -
Dragon's Lick Vibrating Demon Tongue
XR Brands
$74.00Licked By Hell Itself. Forged in fire. Powered by sin. From the fiery depths below comes a tongue so unholy, even Hell had to put a warning label on it! Meet the Dragon’s Lick Vibrating Demon...$74.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving