Weirdest Sex Toys
Looking for something that can match your freak? We've got your strange. Take a peek at the world's weirdest sex toys, right here at Tabutoys! These shocking (and occasionally disturbing) products are either the stuff of fantasy or your worst nightmares. As they say, one man's trash is another man's tentacle dildo.
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Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo
XR Brands
$599.00MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! Looking for a larger than life experience? You could try scaling a mountain, but this Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo is even more rewarding! Riding that fine line between bravery and insanity, Moby’s realistic shaft...$599.00 -
Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo
XR Brands
$2,000.00Nightmare Thrills, Right This Way! Is your hungry hole prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice? Offer it as tribute to the Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo – the biggest beast in the sex toy game! Offering over 84 pounds of pure...$2,000.00 -
Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle
Selopa
$49.99SQUID PRO QUO, CLARICE. Looking for an 8-limbed lover? While we can't bring you an entire Octopus, we can offer you the best part: The Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle. Of course we all know that age old story of "girl meets octopus", but Stuck On You is...$49.99 -
Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.00Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...$69.00 -
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Little Cock Tiny Chastity Cage
Blue Line
$87.00Torture That Tiny Tip! Does your Sissy have trouble keeping that puny penis in her panties? Blue Line's Little Cock Tiny Chastity Cage is the perfect example of "fuck around and find out." Designed to neatly pack away your sub's hopes, dreams, and...$87.00 -
Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg
XR Brands
$99.00FEEL THE MAGIC Like to play with Dragons (without the 3rd degree burns?) Here's something that will satisfy your inter-species breeding kink: The Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg! Designed for advanced players only, this massive silicone toy has...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo
XR Brands
$89.00TWO WORDS: HORSE CUM Hay There! Feel the need to breed with a real stallion? Saddle up our Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo for a seriously explosive ride. This horse penis features the equine length and width you crave, plus the kind of...$89.00 -
Creature Cocks Venom Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00WELCOME TO THE ABYSS Searching for a sexy symbiote? Our Creature Cocks Venom Dildo is 100% nightmare fuel! Made for experienced fanboys and fangirls, this dark avenger's superhuman size and distinctive black and white design make it a real collector's...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock
XR Brands
$87.00The Terror From The Deep! Do you long for a real leviathan? Straight from the briny depths comes the Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock, a blasphemous boner of Lovecraftian proportions. No need to take your chances with a giant squid monster -...$87.00 -
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Creature Cocks Cocktopus
XR Brands
$100.00Let's Get Kraken. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing the Creature Cocks Cocktopus. In the great pantheon of weird sex toys, tentacle dildos abound but this one is a real beauty! Made from...$100.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Looking for a naughty gift with sex a-peel? Our Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a "hole" food! Vegan-friendly and ideal for fruit fanatics, this banana's 7 intense vibration patterns make a sweet late-night snack...$39.99 -
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Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug
California Exotics
$26.00Go Big Or Go Gnome. Searching for your buried treasure? You gotta pay the troll toll with this Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug! Of course, Gnomes are better known as kitschy garden statues, but you won't find this one at Home Depot. This not-so-little puck...$26.00