Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Foreplay Football Naughty Card Game
Ball & Chain Games
$12.00SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL JUST GOT WEIRD. Leave the shoulder pads. Bring the knee pads. The Foreplay Football Naughty Card Game takes America's favorite contact sport off the fie$12.00 -
ROMP Pink Peach
We-Vibe ROMP
$56.00WHAT A CUTE LITTLE SUCKER! Not everything belongs in the fruit bowl. The ROMP Pink Peach is almost too adorable to be a sex toy. Almost. This soft, squishy little piece of p$56.00 -
We-Vibe Shared Touch Grinder
We-Vibe
$120.00GIVE PENETRATION THE NIGHT OFF. Third base just became the main event. Different strokes, literally. Sometimes you want penetration. Sometimes you want to stay pressed together, kiss a little...$120.00 -
Simply Sweet Banana Split Silicone Dildo
Curve Toys
$59.99THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DESSERT. Shall I bring two spoons? Oh, never mind. The Simply Sweet Chocolate Dipped Banana Split Premium Silicone Dildo is one spectacularly inappropriate dessert. A...$59.99 -
"Fuck You You Fucking Fuck" Sticker
Wood Rocket
$4.99LIVE, LAUGH... FUCK OFF. Some messages deserve a more permanent home. Life is chaos, so why beat around the bush? The Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Vinyl Sticker delivers a beautifully...$4.99 -
20 Years of Hot Naked Men Playing Cards
Kheper Games
$10.99FINALLY. THEY'RE ACTUALLY NAKED. These are not your mom's hen-night cards. You know those "naked men" playing cards where nobody is actually naked? Not these. 20 Years of Hot Naked Men Playing Cards...$10.99 -
My Other Ride Is Your Dad Car Magnet
Sleazy Greetings
$10.99SEE YOU AT BREAKFAST, SPORT. Tell your dad not to wait up. You want to cut me off in traffic, Chad? I don’t have the energy for road rage, but I will fuck your dad. The My Other Ride Is Your Dad...$10.99 -
On My Way To Your Mom's House Car Magnet
Sleazy Greetings
$10.99TELL YOUR MOM I’M ON MY WAY. She knows why. Nothing livens up the morning commute quite like informing the guy behind you that you’re headed over to fuck his mom. The On My Way to Your Mom’s House...$10.99 -
The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99LET'S COLOR SOME PORN. It's cheaper than therapy. Forget flowers and mandalas. This activity book is packed with naked people making terrible decisions in spectacular detail. Every page is...$12.99 -
Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop
Hott Products
$4.99HOLY SHIT. IT'S CHOCOLATE. The classiest turd you'll ever put in your mouth. The Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop takes everyone's favorite poop emoji, gives it an adorable little face, and...$4.99 -
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Dope Dice: Smoke, Vape & Edibles Game
Kheper Games
$9.99TOO HIGH FOR CHARADES? Roll with this. Too baked to even roll a joint? Don’t worry—we’ve got you covered. Dope Dice is the perfect group activity for those “I can’t feel my legs” kind of nights. It’s...$9.99 -
Stuff My Beaver - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00IS YOUR MOM A BEAVER? 'Cause DAM. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows u$16.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.