Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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"Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$23.99Smells Like Poor Life Decisions. Want to celebrate two of the best things in life? Our "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle emits a fragrance that is irresistible to divorced dads. And, unlike the real thing, it's cheap, legal, and won't leave you...$23.99 -
NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00IT'S GIVING DICK PRINT. Life can't be all grey sweatpants...OR CAN IT? Perfect for celebrating some of the best things in life, this quality NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper has your naughty gifts covered - but just barely! Featuring...$15.00 -
GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set
Doc Johnson
$20.00It's Not Going To Suck Itself. Forget the candles, cake, or cheer, this gift is for his lower sphere. Here's a job you won't forget, the GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set! Perfect for the guy who has everything, this tasty kit includes two products he'll...$20.00 -
Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray
THANK ME NOW
$13.00Wiggle It, Just A Little Bit! Ahhh..Jello Shots, where childhood nostalgia meets questionable adult decision making. With get Lucky's Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray, you can add some Spring Break atmosphere to your boring grown-folks event! The...$13.00 -
Penis Party Candle
THANK ME NOW
$31.00It Aint' A Party Til' The Dick Gets LIT. Perfect for lighting up birthday cakes, bachelorette parties or any adult celebration, this Penis Party Candle will give wishes to all your best bitches! As the old song says, "When you wish upon a dong,...$31.00 -
Lucky Duck Clit Sucker
Natalie's Toybox
$32.00TOTALLY DUCKING AWESOME! If you enjoy cute bathtub toys and explosive orgasms - (but who doesn't) - this Lucky Duck Clit Sucker is true poultry in motion. Using the very latest cutting-edge ducknology, this lil' Ducky hides BEAK performance inside...$32.00 -
Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING BIG EGGPLANT ENERGY! Is your Pal missing out on her favorite "recreational vegetable?" Gift your bestie something zesty in the form of this Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm. Packed with Vitamins B, D, and E, this good luck charm is...$4.99 -
Clone-A-Willy Penis + Balls DIY Dildo Kit
Empire Labs
$99.00Diamonds Are Fine But A Dildo Is Forever. How long can the average penis stay erect? Most statistics say 10 minutes, but we say FOREVER with this Clone-A-Willy Penis + Balls DIY Dildo Kit. Dick pics are so 5 minutes ago - Clone-A-Willy allows you to make...$99.00 -
Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe
California Exotics
$46.00Kush For Your Bush! Looking for a fun new hybrid strain? This Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe will toke your breath away with 10 functions of intense vibration, pulsation, and escalation! And, while Smoke Show may come off as a bit, well - BLUNT! – you...$46.00 -
The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever!
Wood Rocket
$12.99It's Called Self-Care. If your therapist says you need a new hobby, we've got just the activity for you: The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever! Featuring a variety sex acts like bondage, gang bangs and “The Human Sexipede," this one is guaranteed to...$12.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You!) If you're lucky enough to have a job, there SO many things you’re dying to say to your Boss and fellow workers. Spare your self a trip to HR and let these Outrageous Office Pens say them for you! Perfect for Retail,...$12.00 -
Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Got a Bestie who's down in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of the very best things in life with this To Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm. It's the perfect gift for anyone who needs some...$4.99
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!