Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Strawberry Booby Pop
Hott Products
MSRP: $6.50$5.00Tits a Wonderful Life. A sweet little tribute to everyone’s first fixation. Remember the first time you ever laid eyes on a truly impressive set of knockers? This Strawberry Booby Pop is here to...MSRP: $6.50$5.00 -
Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms
Global Protection
$6.00Glow Up. Safe sex, but make it radioactive. Does your weiner crave attention? Same. The Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms are here to make sure no one loses track of the main event — even when...$6.00 -
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Big Boobie Cake Pan
Pipedream
$20.99What a Great (Cake) Rack! Bake something with serious support. Ready to serve dessert with stacked proportions? The Big Boobie Cake Pan lets you bake a show-stopping pair of breasts that no one at...$20.99 -
Jumbo Pecker Cake Pan
Pipedream
MSRP: $26.00$20.99LET THEM EAT COCK. Marie Antoinette would have loved this cake pan. Stuck with the same penis forever? At least you can bake yourself a different one whenever the mood strikes. TheMSRP: $26.00$20.99 -
Bachelorette's 19" Penis Pinata
Pipedream
$29.99BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT. Bride gets the first swing. The Bachelorette's 19" Penis Pinata is a well-hung party guest with a big stupid grin and absolutely no$29.99 -
Sportsheets "Under The Bed" Restraint System
Sportsheets
$72.00Open Wide. Stay There. Four cuffs. One bar. No negotiation. Meet The Sportsheets Bondage Bar—a deceptively simple piece of gear that immediately upgrades the power dynamic. Four adjustable cuffs clip...$72.00 -
Captain Pecker Inflatable Party Wrecker
Pipedream
$31.00WELL, THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD. Somebody just inflated a six-foot penis. Every bachelorette party has a biggest dick, but the Captain Pecker Inflatable Party Wrecker$31.00 -
Bachelorette Disposable Penis Cake Pan 2 Pack
Hott Products
MSRP: $12.00$6.99BAKE ME A COCK, WOULD YOU? Actually, make it two. We've got company coming. Why pay a bakery to make you a penis when you can bake two perfectly good ones yourself? The BachMSRP: $12.00$6.99 -
Kama Sutra Tranquility Massage Oil Kit
Kama Sutra
$40.00Your Portable Escape Plan — No Passport Required. Need a sensual reset? A mood shift? A break from the chaos of being a functioning adult? The Kama Sutra Tranquility Massage Oil Kit is your...$40.00 -
Multi-colored Dicky Sippy Straws
Kheper Games
$7.99GLOW JOBS FOR EVERYBODY! Finally, a party favor that lives up to its name. The Multi-Colored Dicky Sippy Straws bring a little glow-in-the-dark dick action to your$7.99 -
BlowJob Bib
Candyprints
$10.00The Perfect “Gag” Gift. Because legends plan ahead. Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real Blowjob Queens come prepared. The BJB (BlowJob Bib) is equal parts outrageous and oddly practical — designed...$10.00 -
Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps
Pastease
$11.99Lick And Stick. Because foreplay should taste as good as it looks. Think your naughty bits are good enough to lick? Prove it. Pastease Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps turn bodies into dessert —...$11.99
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.