Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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X-Rated Booby Squirt Gun
Hott Products
$9.99Your Breast Weapon. Lock. Load. Lactate. Introducing the X-Rated Booby Squirt Gun — because sometimes a party needs to be handled… forcefully. This perky set of weaponized mammaries lets you spray...$9.99 -
Handipop Hand Job Edible Massage Gel
Sensuva
MSRP: $17.99$16.99A Happy Ending in Every Bottle. Ready to slip someone your digits — literally? Meet Handipop, the slick, lickable massage gel that turns a basic hand job into a full-contact event. It’s...MSRP: $17.99$16.99 -
Gum Job Oral Sex Gummy Candy Teeth Covers
Hott Products
$6.99Got a Sweet Tooth? Because enthusiasm shouldn’t come with dental consequences. Look — this is a deeply stupid product. You probably don’t need it. And yet… you’ve absolutely bought dumber things on...$6.99 -
Adult Charades Game
Kheper Games
$10.00Break the Ice. Break Some Rules. Ever shown up to a swingers’ party and immediately regretted your life choices? Nobody knows anyone, someone spilled a drink on the buffet, and the conversation is...$10.00 -
Boobs & Boners Card Game
Kheper Games
$7.00These Odds Are Stacked. Small talk is cancelled. Clothing is optional. Want to ban awkward conversation from your next get-together? Forget D&D — nothing jump-starts a party quite like Boobs &...$7.00 -
Hot Octopuss Pulse - The World's First Guybrator
Hot Octopuss
$124.00 - $174.00The Force Is Strong With This One! Power you can actually feel Think vibrators are just for women? Think again. Meet the Hot Octopuss Pulse — the world’s first guybrator, e$124.00 - $174.00 -
Sexy Notes for Him - Coupon Book
Sourcebooks Publishing
$12.00NEVER STOP FLIRTING. Desire likes reminders. Work schedules, stress, and real life have a way of dulling the spark — but flirting doesn’t have to disappear just because a$12.00 -
EXSENS of Paris Flavored Arousal Gel
EXSENS of Paris
$18.99Need Oral Inspiration?A little French persuasion never hurts. EXSENS of Paris Flavored Arousal Gel adds a little je ne sais quoi to foreplay. This delicious, cooling gel is designed to heighten...$18.99 -
Sensuva Insane Extra Stimulating Flavored Lubricants
Sensuva
$21.00Taste More Excitement Heat, flavor, and glide that refuses to be subtle. This isn’t your “cute little flavored lube.” Sensuva Insane Extra Stimulating Flavored Lubricants are for people who want...$21.00 -
You & Me - A Game of Love & Intimacy
Creative Conceptions
$24.00When Love Gets a Little… Awkwardly Sexy Because romance is better with a sense of humor. Who says romance can’t be a little ridiculous? You & Me: A Game of Love & Intimacy is here to prove that corny...$24.00 -
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Coco de Mer Emmeline Pleasure Wand
Coco de Mer
Now: $98.00Was: $199.00As seen in Fifty Shades Freed — because some toys deserve screen time. The CoCo de Mer Emmeline Pleasure Wand is a masterclass in temptation: slender, elegant, and tipped with a promise of...Now: $98.00Was: $199.00 -
What the Fuck: "I have Never" Card Game
Kheper Games
$9.99“That’s F*cked Up!” A drinking game designed to expose your friends. Have you ever mooed at another human being? Licked an armpit? Thrown a chair in anger? Perfect. You’re exactly who this game is...$9.99
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.