Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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What the F*ck Bar Cards
Kheper Games
$9.99Dude, That’s F*cked Up! You’re three drinks deep, someone’s arguing about crypto, and your friend just said the word “microdosing” for the fifth time. Time to rescue the night — with the What the...$9.99 -
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Boob Beer Pong Balls - Pack of 6
Island Dogs
$8.99Titties and Beer. That’s Why You’re Here. Beer pong, but with nipples. Because maturity is a choice. If you like your party games classy, keep scrolling. The Boob Beer Pong Balls (Pack of 6) are...$8.99 -
Oxballs Sprocket Cockring
Oxballs
$12.99NICE RIMS, BRO! Got Oxballs? Time to strap up and show off with the Sprocket Cockring—the tire-shaped bro-tool built for heavy-duty shaft action. This beefy band pushes you up and out so everyone...$12.99 -
Monogamy - A Hot Affair Game
Creative Conceptions
$39.99Remember When “Date Night” Didn’t End With Netflix? Dinner. TV. Bed. Snooze. Let’s face it — monogamy could use a sexy upgrade. Enter the Monogamy: A Hot Affair Game$39.99 -
Big Boobie Beach Ball
Hott Products
$11.99IT'S THE TITS. What's always welcome at every party? BEWBZ!!!! Better than chips and queso, our Big Boobie Beach Ball is one party favor everyone will want to get their hands on. This VIT (very...$11.99 -
Big Black Dick Chugger Sport Bottle
Hott Products
$12.99DRINK MORE WATER. SUCK MORE DICK. Finally, two resolutions you can keep. The Big Black Dick Chugger Sport Bottle holds 20 ounces of your favorite beverage in a cont$12.99 -
Brown Party Pecker Straws
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.00$5.00ONCE YOU GO BROWN... You may never drink from a regular straw again. The Brown Party Pecker Straws bring ten little dicks to the party, and every one of them is reaMSRP: $7.00$5.00 -
Jumbo Gummy Cock Pop - Strawberry
Hott Products
$12.00WELL, THAT'S A MOUTHFUL. Ten ounces of strawberry-flavored penis. Good luck. The Jumbo Gummy Cock Pop is a whopping 10 inches long and weighs a full 10 ounces. That$12.00 -
Vanilla Party Pecker Straws
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.00$5.00EVERY DRINK DESERVES A DICK. And we've got ten of them ready to go. The Vanilla Party Pecker Straws bring ten little ivory-colored dicks to your next bachelorette bMSRP: $7.00$5.00 -
Wicked Sensual Care Men's Masturbation Crème
Wicked Sensual Care
$1.00 - $15.00THIS IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S LUBE. Pamela Handerson deserves better. Ready for your fappy ending? Wicked Sensual Care Men’s Masturbation Crème starts as a thick, rich cream and melts with body heat...$1.00 - $15.00 -
Bachelorette Party Pecker Veil
Kheper Games
MSRP: $16.00$12.00HERE COMES THE BRIDE. AND ABOUT 40 DICKS. Something old, something new, something completely inappropriate. The Bachelorette Party Pecker Veil makes sure nobody misMSRP: $16.00$12.00 -
Super Penis Water Gun
Pipedream
$15.99SKEET SKEET SKEET! The most inappropriate water fight in recorded history. The Super Penis Water Gun is a fully functioning squirt gun shaped like a giant dick, bec$15.99
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.