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You've (hopefully) already gone far past your "squeaky toy" phase, but this loveable 9 inch pecker is sure to bring a smile to even the most jaded curmudgeon.
Better than any stress ball or fidget spinner, just reach for this squishy cock and grip it like you mean it.
Your troubles will surely melt away as he rewards you with a goofy grin and one satisfying SQUEEEEEAK!
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