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Sexy Gifts

Sexy Gifts

Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.

They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.

  • "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin

    "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.00
    READ MY NAME TAG. Having a "Fuck Off" kinda' of day? You've got zero chill and so does this "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket. Perfect for your very first and very last day of work, this angry enamel statement pin is a direct way to let people know...
    $10.00
  • "Ring For Sex" Table Bell Ring the Bell for Sex Desk Bell - Red/Black

    "Ring For Sex" Table Bell

    Little Genie Games

    $8.99
    DING! DING! DING! Is that a dinner bell you hear? Well, not exactly. You're being summoned for service by the "Ring For Sex" Table Bell! Designed like a classic hotel counter ringer, this clapper's clear and audible ring will alert you when it's time to...
    $8.99
  • XXX Nurses Coloring Book XXX Nurses Coloring Book

    XXX Nurses Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    Welcome To Genital Hospital. Got a painful erection that just won't quit? Boy, you are one sick individual. Luckily, we have a cure - the XXX Nurses Coloring Book! Packed with nympho nurses in 24 kinky medical scenarios, this book gives "Private...
    $12.99
  • Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker Pussy Alien Vagina Stroker

    Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker

    XR Brands

    $79.00
    Aliens Do It Better! Do human women seem a little too down-to-earth? Captain Kirk's mission was to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new civilizations, but we all knew what he was really looking for: That sweet space pussy! Well, we've...
    $79.00
  • 52 Deuces Funny Poop-Themed Playing Cards The original poop suites

    52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards

    Sleazy Greetings

    $10.00
    LET'S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Wanna' keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make these 52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards a "regular" part of your poker night routine! Packed with toilet-humor and every kind of poo you do, this dirty deck is an all-out...
    $10.00
  • Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear - Black vegan Leather Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear

    Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear

    Master Series

    $45.00
    The Safe Word Is POOH. Is your sub's love language LEATHER? Treat them to the Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear. If you've ever wondered what would happen if Paddington Bear wandered into a BDSM dungeon and liked it, this would surely be it...
    $45.00
  • Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator - White Foot-Shaped Sex Toy

    Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator

    Zero Tolerance

    $50.00
    We Can’t Unsee It, and Neither Can You. Looking for your sole-mate? With foot fetishes now officially mainstream, the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is the toy no one asked for—but everyone’s talking about. Sculpted in...
    $50.00
  • Sex Magnet Pheromone Massage Candle - Blue Lotus

    Sex Magnet Pheromone Massage Candle

    Kama Sutra

    $14.99 - $28.00
    Melted Warmth, Soft Skin, Zero Wrong Moves A low-temp massage candle that turns heat, scent, and touch into a slow-burn seduction ritual. This is Kama Sutra’s take on the classic massage candle — only dressed up in richer scents and a soft,...
    $14.99 - $28.00
  • Vella Pleasure Serum - 2 Jar Gift Set Vellas Pleasure Serum set makes the best sexy gift!

    Vella Pleasure Serum - 2 Jar Gift Set

    Vella Bioscience

    $115.00
    Your Dry Spell Is Over. Make coming come easy and unlock the ultimate pleasure experience with the Vella Pleasure Serum - 2 Jar Gift Set. Crafted by the same scientists who lead the clinical development of Viagra® and Cialis®, Pleasure Serum is a...
    $115.00
  • Vella Women's Pleasure Serum Multi-Use Jar Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum

    Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum

    Vella Bioscience

    $20.00 - $65.00
    Equal Opportunity Arousal For most of modern history, female pleasure has been treated like a rumor. The clitoris wasn’t even fully mapped until 1998 — by, you guessed it, a woman. But now the tables are turning, and science is finally...
    $20.00 - $65.00
  • Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo Dino Dildo

    Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo

    XR Brands

    $69.99
    Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...
    $69.99
  • Nu Sensuelle Harlow Mini Wand with Masturbator Attachment - Purple Nubii Harlow His-&-Hers Mini Wand Set - Purple

    Nubii Harlow His-&-Hers Mini Wand Set

    Nu Sensuelle

    $79.99
    Simply Wanderful! Our Nubii Harlow His-&-Hers Mini Wand Set will take your solo or partnered sex play from plain vanilla to extra sprinkles on top! Starting out this sweet set is Nubii's dynamic mini vibe. Offering an ultra-powerful engine and 7...
    $79.99