Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Vella Pleasure Serum - 2 Jar Gift Set
Vella Bioscience
$115.00Your Dry Spell Is Over. A science-backed pleasure boost designed to help your body say yes—louder. Make arousal come easier with the Vella Pleasure Serum – 2 Jar Gift Set, a clinically driven solution designed to enhance physical pleasure by...$115.00 -
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Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum
Vella Bioscience
$65.00Equal Opportunity Arousal For most of modern history, female pleasure has been treated like a rumor. The clitoris wasn’t even fully mapped until 1998 — by, you guessed it, a woman. But now the tables are turning, and science is finally...$65.00 -
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Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99 - $83.99Check Yo’ Self Before You REX Yo’ Self! Prehistoric urges. Questionable decisions. Iconic results. Plenty of oddities roam the wild world of sex toys, but the Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is in a category all its own. Roughly a...$69.99 - $83.99 -
Nubii Harlow His-&-Hers Mini Wand Set
Nu Sensuelle
$79.99Simply Wanderful! Our Nubii Harlow His-&-Hers Mini Wand Set will take your solo or partnered sex play from plain vanilla to extra sprinkles on top! Starting out this sweet set is Nubii's dynamic mini vibe. Offering an ultra-powerful engine and 7...$79.99 -
"Bend Over It's Your Birthday" Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00SPECIAL DELIVERY Is it your special day? Since you don't look a day over SEXY AF, we want to reward you with the best gift of all: BUTT STUFF! Birthday presents can make your whole day but this "Bend Over It's Your Birthday" Greeting Card will make your...$5.00 -
Fifty Shades & We-Vibe "Moving As One" Couples Kit
Fifty Shades of Grey
$100.00Keep On Moving (and Moaning). Who says you have to put your toys away when the fun’s just getting started? The Fifty Shades x We-Vibe “Moving As One” Couples Kit is what happens when Aunt Porn gets a software update. Equal parts classy...$100.00 -
Drink If...Bar Card Game
Kheper Games
$14.99Drink If… You’re Still Boring Your Friends! Sick of another night at the bar listening to endless sports stats, PTA drama, and tax horror stories? Yeah, we thought so. It’s time to get your crew messy, loud, and a little bit scandalous...$14.99 -
Bachelorette's Bar Challenge Party Cards
Kheper Games
$7.00For a party she’ll never forget REMEMBER. Want to take your girl's night from PG to totally raunchy? These Bachelorette's Bar Challenge Party Cards are the perfect way to steer the activities in the right (or shall we say RAUNCH?) direction. Great...$7.00 -
The Oral Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99What's Better Than a Rose on Your Piano? Tulips on your organ — and a coloring book that absolutely *goes there.* If oral is your love language, your hobby, and your cardio routine, The Oral Sex Coloring Book is about to become your new favorite...$12.99 -
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$11.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.(Someone had to say it.) The world is absolutely crawling with assholes — loud ones, proud ones, “I’m just being honest” ones — and yet so few ever receive the recognition they so desperately...$11.99 -
"I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99Your Bong Or Mine... Ready for a little Netflix and Blaze? Send your favorite Stoner a "blunt" message with our "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from your everyday...$7.99 -
"Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99High There! Want to score a date that's even better than 4/20? Send your favorite Stoner a sweet and flirty message with our "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from...$7.99
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.