Sexy Gifts

Sexy Gifts

They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!

  • Party penis Ice Sculpture - Gag Gifts Huge Penis Ice Luge - Play Wiv Me

    Huge Penis Ice Luge

    Play Wiv Me

    $49.99
    "Pour Me 8 Inches." You know what every party can use? DICKS AND BOOZE. That's why this Huge Penis Ice Luge is the centerpiece you need to class up the joint! Unlike traditional ice sculptures that simply look pretty, this one invites active...
    $49.99
  • Beer Boobs Drinking Game - Gag Gifts Beer-Filled Plastic Boobs - Gag Gifts

    Beer Boobs Drinking Game

    Play Wiv Me

    $36.99
    SUCK HARD, SUCK FAST, SUCK FIRST, NOT LAST! Looking for a party icebreakers that don't suck? Well, this Beer Boobs Drinking Game doesn't need a playing board or complicated instructions - just a willingness to suck a brew-tiful set of knockers! Vulgar,...
    $36.99
  • Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe Whale Shaped USB Rechargeable Finger Massager

    Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe

    Natalie's Toybox

    $40.00
    Whale Hello There! Can we tail you something? This Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe has got a license to KRILL! Perfect for novice toy users, Humpback’s unmistakable whale shape slips right over your finger for right-on-the-spot clitoral stimulation...
    $40.00
  • Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe - Pink, Purple, Blue Blue Cupcake Vibrator - USB rechargeable

    Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe

    Natalie's Toybox

    $45.00
    Cakes Your Breath Away! Have you ever been tempted to lick the frosting off a cupcake? Well, this Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe will return the favor with a "hidden" talent. Just press this Tiny Treat's power button and let it press YOUR buttons with...
    $45.00
  • Flavored Ass Sucker Candy Candy Ass Booty Pop - Edible Gag Gifts

    Candy Ass Booty Pop

    Hott Products

    $5.99
    You Are Butt You Eat! May we ass you a question? Do you like sweet butts and you just can't lie? Well, this Candy Ass Booty Pop is treat you'll really get behind. These bite-sized suckers come in two liquor-inspired flavors that will give your mouth a...
    $5.99
  • Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book

    Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    Don't Grow Up - It Sucks! Remember when you were young and couldn't wait to grow up, but soon discovered life wasn't all fast cars and cupcakes? You traded wild parties for parent/teacher conferences and now your back cracks like a glowstick when you get...
    $12.99
  • Gläs Toys 4-piece Mr. Swirly Set This Gläs Toys 4-piece Mr. Swirly Set will have you serves up enough sensations to make your whole body smile!

    Gläs Toys 4-piece Mr. Swirly Set

    Glas Toys

    $68.00
    Service With A SWIRL. Ready to upgrade your glassware game? (We're not talking about mason jars.) This Gläs Toys 4-piece Mr. Swirly Set serves up a variety of sensations that will leave you glazed and dazed! Starting out this budget-friendly...
    $68.00
  • Big Boobie Balloons

    Big Boobie Balloons

    Hott Products

    $9.99
    HAVE THE BREAST TIME EVER! Is there any situation that a bouncy set of boobs won't improve? Find out with these Big Boobie Balloons. Perfect for bachelor parties and all kinds of adult events, these inflatable fantasy jugs will add more boobitude to...
    $9.99
  • NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper Squirting, Squirter, Funny Wrapping Paper

    NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper

    KushKards

    $15.00
    MAKE A SPLASH! If your squirt queen lives life by the LITER, she's going to gush over this NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper. Perfect for X-Rated gifting, this G-Centric gift wrap celebrates every girl's favorite bedroom party trick. (AKA -...
    $15.00
  • Squirt Alert Greeting Cards - KushKards

    Squirt Alert Greeting Cards

    KushKards

    $5.00 - $30.00
    "IT'S NOT PEE." Can your Squirt Queen make it rain on command? Let her know that you aint' afraid to get a little WET with these Squirt Alert Greeting Cards! The perfect invitation for splash sessions, this colorful greeting card always hits the...
    $5.00 - $30.00
  • Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book - Wood Rocket

    Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    MEMBERS ONLY! Most of us can agree that everything looks better in HD (huge dicks.) If you WILLY love the DILLY, this Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is the sausage party you've been waiting for! Bulging at the seams with illustrations that celebrate the...
    $12.99
  • FUCK BUDDY Sticker 3 Pack - Kushcards

    FUCK BUDDY Sticker 3 Pack

    KushKards

    $9.00
    Just Hangin' & Bangin' Who's that special someone who's always there when you need them but never expects anything in return? We're not talking about your vibrator, we're talking about your FWB! Most of us can agree that commitment is overrated and...
    $9.00