Sexy Gifts
They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!
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Glitterati Penis Party Confetti
Candyprints
$4.99BRING THE TDE! You know what every bachelorette party needs? MORE D! Luckily, this Glitterati Penis Party Confetti is packed with TDE (Tiny Dick Energy.) A fun and affordable way to liven up the atmosphere, sprinkle these adorable metallic members on...$4.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener
Candyprints
$6.00No Cap! When the bottles come out and the party pops off, our Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener is one bar tool with balls. Lightweight, easy-to-use, and thin enough to slip into a pocket or purse, this opener also makes an excellent party...$6.00 -
Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon
Candyprints
$10.00Love Is In The Air! What's the secret to a poppin' bachelorette party? Teamwork, organization, and our Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon! Made of durable, ultra-shiny mylar foil, this dazzling dong will provide you with endless photo ops...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Shaped Drinking Glasses
Candyprints
$25.00Pour Decisions Await! Planning a bachelorette bash? Cocktails are a MUST, but when it comes to these Glitterati Penis Shaped Drinking Glasses your party guests will always get a stiff one. As Dorothy Parker once said, "I love to drink martini's. Two at...$25.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
Candyprints
$6.00Elevate The Occasion. Emblazoned with a variety of multi-colored dicks, Our Glitterati Penis Party Napkins will bring style and class to your bachelorette tabletop. Chances are, they may be the closest your Bride-to-be's mouth ever gets to a penis again!...$6.00 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Cake Topper
Candyprints
$6.00Top It Off! Planning a last-minute Bridal Bash? Baking can be hard, but this Glitterati Same Penis Forever Cake Topper makes dickoration simple and fun. If you really want to save yourself valuable time and energy, just purchase a basic pre-made cake...$6.00 -
Glitterati Rose Gold Penis Plates
Candyprints
$8.00The Main Dish! Thinking long and hard about how and what to serve your party guests? Our Glitterati Rose Gold Penis Plates are a step in the right erection. Perfect for bachelorette events and cocktail hour, these disposable paper plates are 10 inches...$8.00 -
Glitterati Bachelorette Drink & Dare Lotto
Candyprints
$11.99A Whole Lotto Fun! Trying to get the party started with the same old boring games? SCRATCH THAT. This Glitterati Bachelorette Drink & Dare Lotto is a guaranteed good time! Perfect for bringing along to restaurants and nightclubs, Drink & Dare...$11.99 -
Glitterati Penis Foil Curtains
Candyprints
$14.00All The Chicks Love Swingin' Dicks! Could your Bachelorette theme could use more TDE? Covered with hundreds of cute metallic peckers, our Glitterati Penis Foil Curtains will add some tiny dick energy dick into your decor! These instagram-friendly...$14.00 -
Bora Tapping Rabbit
Honey Play Box
$89.99Feel good in all the right places! When it comes to personal pleasure, are you inclined towards external stimulation, penetration, or even an expert fingering session? You can experience all these sensations and more with the Bora Tapping Rabbit...$89.99 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$12.00EAT A BOWL OF DICKS! Hungry for some peen cuisine? If you're looking for a grownup party dish - or just a 2am snack - this Penis Pasta is the perfect combination of tasty and tasteless. Top it off with your favorite cream sauce and BONE APPETIT! Penis...$12.00 -
Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards
Play Wiv Me
$17.00Party HARDER. Do most adult party games come off as a bit tedious? Limp? IMPOTENT? These well-hung Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards took the classic "Higher Or Lower" drinking game we all know and love...and put some meat on it! There's no complicated rules...$17.00