Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Blackout Memory Foam Blindfold
Sportsheets
$19.99Find Pleasure in Surrender. When sight disappears, sensation takes over. Taking away sight is one of the simplest ways to shift power — and one of the most intoxicating. The Blackout Memory Foam...$19.99 -
Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
XR Brands
$24.00FRESHLY MILKED. The ultimate nightmare fuel. Ever wondered what happens when you jack off a demon in a biohazard suit? Spoiler: it’s this. Straight from the unholy spank banks of the Creature Cocks...$24.00 -
Autoblow AI Ultra
Autoblow
$229.99Blowjobs, Now in BetaBecause your hand has been carrying this relationship long enough. Smart tech upgraded your phone, your car, and your thermostat — so yeah, it finally upgraded your dick too...$229.99 -
Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING BIG EGGPLANT ENERGY! Need a little more aubergine energy in your orbit? Consider this your sign. Is your pal missing out on her favorite recreational vegetable? Gift your bestie something...$4.99 -
Clone-A-Willy Penis + Balls DIY Dildo Kit
Empire Labs
$99.00Diamonds Are Fine. But a Dildo Is Forever. How long can the average penis stay erect? Most statistics say 10 minutes. Cute. We say forever with this Clone-A-Willy Penis + Balls DIY Dildo Kit. Dick...$99.00 -
Arcwave/Womanizer Couple's Pleasure Pair
Arcwave
$275.00MEET THE POWER COUPLE OF PLEASURE TECH Some couples share hobbies. You’ll have this. The Arcwave/Womanizer Couple’s Pleasure Pair gives you both a turn with Pleasure Air technology—and your own toy...$275.00 -
Manwand EVO Masturbator
Lovely Planet
$104.00THAT'S A WRAP. The moment you had your first orgasm, it's basically all you wanted to do, ever. But if you haven't changed up your masturbation routine since then, we have a suggestion: The Manwand...$104.00 -
Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe
California Exotics
$46.00Kush for Your Bush! A little joint that hits way harder than it looks. Looking for a fun new hybrid strain? Meet the Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe — a pocket-sized pleasure piece designed to leave you...$46.00 -
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Lovgun Pocket Therapy Massager
Lovgun
Now: $160.00Was: $199.99MAXIMUM VELOCITY: Because Subtlety Is Overrated. Looking for vibrations that go beyond mere muscle relaxation? This Lovgun Pocket Therapy Massager is basically a vibrator on steroids—with the soul of...Now: $160.00Was: $199.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You.) If you’re lucky enough to have a job, there are so many things you’re dying to say to your boss and coworkers — and absolutely none of them belong in an email. Spare...$12.00 -
Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Because cuddles are great — but let’s not stop there. Got a bestie stuck in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of life’s most important pleasures with the To Be...$4.99 -
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CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray
Warm Human
Now: $10.00Was: $14.00Because EVERYTHING Has Its Place. Diamonds are cute. Condoms are practical. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but in today’s political climate? Condoms are doing some heavy emotional...Now: $10.00Was: $14.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.