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Adult Gag Gifts

Adult Gag Gifts

Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.

Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?

  • The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book featuring a glossy cover with illustrated X-rated artwork and adult-themed humor from Wood Rocket. Inside page from The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book featuring an explicit adult-themed line drawing ready to color with crayons, colored pencils, or markers.

    The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    LET'S COLOR SOME PORN. It's cheaper than therapy. Forget flowers and mandalas. This activity book is packed with naked people making terrible decisions in spectacular detail. Every page is gloriously obscene, wonderfully immature, and just begging for...
    $12.99
  • Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop featuring a smiling pile-of-poop shaped chocolate flavored lollipop in novelty retail packaging. Close-up of the Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop showcasing the adorable smiling poop design and chocolate flavored novelty lollipop.

    Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop

    Hott Products

    $4.99
    HOLY SHIT. IT'S CHOCOLATE. The classiest turd you'll ever put in your mouth. The Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop takes everyone's favorite poop emoji, gives it an adorable little face, and turns it into a delicious chocolate-flavored lollipop. It's...
    $4.99
  • Close-up of the Demotivational Pens 5-Pack highlighting the five different sarcastic messages printed on each retractable ballpoint pen. Demotivational Pens 5-Pack

    Demotivational Pens 5-Pack

    Wood Rocket

    $15.99
    WRITE LIKE YOU'VE GIVEN UP. Finally, office supplies that tell the truth. The Demotivational Pens 5-Pack delivers five brutally honest reminders for anyone who's survived an office meeting that should have been an email. Whether you're signing paperwork,...
    $15.99
  • Dope Dice: Smoke, Vape & Edibles Game featuring six green action dice with cannabis-themed prompts for party nights, smoke sessions, and hilarious group play. Back of the Dope Dice: Smoke, Vape & Edibles Game box showing game instructions, team setup, and examples of the cannabis-themed action dice and gameplay.

    Dope Dice: Smoke, Vape & Edibles Game

    Kheper Games

    $9.99
    TOO HIGH FOR CHARADES? Roll with this. Too baked to even roll a joint? Don’t worry—we’ve got you covered. Dope Dice is the perfect group activity for those “I can’t feel my legs” kind of nights. It’s a gloriously...
    $9.99
  • Front-facing product image of Stuff My Beaver adult parody picture book. The cover shows a cartoon-style illustration of a smiling woman wearing outdoor clothing and standing beside a large beaver near a woodland scene. Bright storybook-style artwork features trees, nature elements, and large playful title lettering across the top. Stuff My Beaver - An Adult Picture Book

    Stuff My Beaver - An Adult Picture Book

    Kinsey Maezing

    $16.00
    IS YOUR MOM A BEAVER? 'Cause DAM. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Stuff My Beaver, you'll...
    $16.00
  • Front-facing product image of The Back Door adult parody picture book. The cover shows a cartoon-style illustration of a smiling house with a front entrance visible in the foreground and a pathway leading around toward the back. Large playful title text appears across the top with bright storybook-style artwork and colorful outdoor scenery.

    The Back Door - An Adult Picture Book

    Kinsey Maezing

    $16.00
    ENTRANCE IN THE REAR. Some roads are less traveled. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In The...
    $16.00
  • Front-facing product image of Ben's Big Load adult parody picture book. The cover shows a cartoon-style illustration of Ben standing in front of a yellow dump truck overflowing with a massive white load. Ben appears overwhelmed with his arms out while large playful title text appears across the top in bright storybook-style lettering. Ben's BIG Load - An Adult Picture Book

    Ben's BIG Load - An Adult Picture Book

    Kinsey Maezing

    $16.00
    THAT'S A LOT TO CARRY. Everybody has baggage. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Ben's Big...
    $16.00
  • Front-facing product image of Martha's Field Needs Plowed adult parody picture book. The cover shows a cartoon-style farm scene featuring Martha standing in overalls and boots near a large dry field with farm equipment and rural scenery in the background. Large playful title text appears across the top with colorful storybook-style artwork. Martha's Field Needs Plowed - An Adult Picture Book

    Martha's Field Needs Plowed - An Adult Picture Book

    Kinsey Maezing

    $16.00
    LET'S GET DIRTY. You're gonna dig this. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Martha's Field...
    $16.00
  • Front-facing product image of the Eat A Bag Of Dicks Vinyl Sticker . A brown grocery bag overflowing with cartoon penis-shaped snacks. Bold lettering reading "Eat A Bag Of Dicks" appears at the top, with colorful vintage-inspired artwork filling the card. Rear product image of the Eat A Bag Of Dicks Vinyl Sticker packaging showing the plain backing card with product information, barcode area, and manufacturer details printed on the back.

    "Eat A Bag Of Dicks" Vinyl Sticker

    Wood Rocket

    $5.00
    BITCH, YOU LOOK HUNGRY. Bet you can't eat just one. Introducing Eat A Bag Of Dicks — a 4-inch vinyl declaration of hostility, sarcasm, and emotional honesty. Big enough to get noticed on a laptop, water bottle, cooler, or notebook, this isn't some...
    $5.00
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    Front-facing product shot of the Willy Great Puzzle box standing upright. The box displays colorful cartoon-style illustrations of dozens of penis-themed characters and visual puns spread across the artwork. Large playful lettering with the puzzle name appears at the top, surrounded by exaggerated cartoon designs and humorous imagery covering the front panel. Rear product shot of the Willy Great Puzzle box showing the back packaging layout. The panel displays a preview of the completed puzzle artwork featuring numerous illustrated penis-themed characters and visual puns. Product details, puzzle information, and promotional text appear arranged around the image preview.

    Willy Great Puzzle - 1000 Piece Penis Themed Puzzle

    Sleazy Greetings

    $25.99
    HARDER THAN IT LOOKS "That's what she said."   Every friend group has one person who hears "White Elephant gift exchange" and immediately thinks: "I should make this weird." This puzzle was made for that person. Unfortunately, that person is...
    $25.99
  • The Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace removed from packaging, showing multicolored hard candy beads on a stretchy string with a rainbow-striped penis-shaped candy pendant hanging from a red loop. Retail packaging for the Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace showing a clear plastic bag containing a rainbow-colored candy bead necklace with a rainbow penis-shaped candy pendant. The header card displays "RAINBOW PECKER CANDY NECKLACE" text, rainbow corner graphics, the Hott Products logo

    Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace

    Hott Products

    $8.00
    YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK IT. Taste the rainbow. There are elegant accessories. Then there's the Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace — a stretchy loop of hard candy beads finished with a rainbow pecker-shaped sucker: Part candy. Part fashion...
    $8.00
  • Inflatable sheep gag gift toy with white body, cartoon face, and blow-up design for adult novelty parties Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep

    Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep

    Hott Products

    $12.99
    THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. BUY IT.She’s been a BAAAAAAD girl.Look… some folks want candlelight and silk sheets. Others? They’re more of a “meet me behind the barn” kind of person. Our Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep is here for...
    $12.99