Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99LET'S COLOR SOME PORN. It's cheaper than therapy. Forget flowers and mandalas. This activity book is packed with naked people making terrible decisions in spectacular detail. Every page is gloriously obscene, wonderfully immature, and just begging for...$12.99 -
Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop
Hott Products
$4.99HOLY SHIT. IT'S CHOCOLATE. The classiest turd you'll ever put in your mouth. The Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop takes everyone's favorite poop emoji, gives it an adorable little face, and turns it into a delicious chocolate-flavored lollipop. It's...$4.99 -
Demotivational Pens 5-Pack
Wood Rocket
$15.99WRITE LIKE YOU'VE GIVEN UP. Finally, office supplies that tell the truth. The Demotivational Pens 5-Pack delivers five brutally honest reminders for anyone who's survived an office meeting that should have been an email. Whether you're signing paperwork,...$15.99 -
Dope Dice: Smoke, Vape & Edibles Game
Kheper Games
$9.99TOO HIGH FOR CHARADES? Roll with this. Too baked to even roll a joint? Don’t worry—we’ve got you covered. Dope Dice is the perfect group activity for those “I can’t feel my legs” kind of nights. It’s a gloriously...$9.99 -
Stuff My Beaver - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00IS YOUR MOM A BEAVER? 'Cause DAM. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Stuff My Beaver, you'll...$16.00 -
The Back Door - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00ENTRANCE IN THE REAR. Some roads are less traveled. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In The...$16.00 -
Ben's BIG Load - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00THAT'S A LOT TO CARRY. Everybody has baggage. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Ben's Big...$16.00 -
Martha's Field Needs Plowed - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00LET'S GET DIRTY. You're gonna dig this. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices. In Martha's Field...$16.00 -
"Eat A Bag Of Dicks" Vinyl Sticker
Wood Rocket
$5.00BITCH, YOU LOOK HUNGRY. Bet you can't eat just one. Introducing Eat A Bag Of Dicks — a 4-inch vinyl declaration of hostility, sarcasm, and emotional honesty. Big enough to get noticed on a laptop, water bottle, cooler, or notebook, this isn't some...$5.00 -
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Willy Great Puzzle - 1000 Piece Penis Themed Puzzle
Sleazy Greetings
$25.99HARDER THAN IT LOOKS "That's what she said." Every friend group has one person who hears "White Elephant gift exchange" and immediately thinks: "I should make this weird." This puzzle was made for that person. Unfortunately, that person is...$25.99 -
Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace
Hott Products
$8.00YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK IT. Taste the rainbow. There are elegant accessories. Then there's the Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace — a stretchy loop of hard candy beads finished with a rainbow pecker-shaped sucker: Part candy. Part fashion...$8.00 -
Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep
Hott Products
$12.99THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. BUY IT.She’s been a BAAAAAAD girl.Look… some folks want candlelight and silk sheets. Others? They’re more of a “meet me behind the barn” kind of person. Our Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep is here for...$12.99


