Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Clone-A-Willy Glow In The Dark Vibrator Kit
Empire Labs
$60.00It’s GLOW Time. We can’t promise immortality, but we can absolutely preserve your best work. The Clone-A-Willy Glow In The Dark Vibrator Kit lets you immortalize your stiffest moments in glowing,...$60.00 -
Schag's Sultry Stout - Beer Can Stroker
Blush Toys
$59.00THE ONLY STOUT THAT WANTS YOU TO FINISH IT.Rich, smooth... and surprisingly heady. Buying gifts for men is a nightmare. They've already got the grill gadgets, whiskey stones, and enough socks to...$59.00 -
ZALO Bess 2.0 Clitoral Vibrator
zalo
$125.00Because Your Orgasms Deserve a Little CeremonyA sculpted pleasure wand with couture aesthetics, clever attachments, and power that feels anything but delicate. Meet the ZALO Bess 2.0 clitoral...$125.00 -
Nexus Enduro + Thick Stretchy Silicone Cock Ring
Nexus Toys
$14.99Cock Rings Are Amazing. End of Story. Need proof? Slip on the Nexus Enduro + Thick Stretchy Silicone Cock Ring and feel why. Some rings strangle, some barely hug—but this one hits that$14.99 -
Lovense Diamo Bluetooth Remote-Controlled Cock Ring
Lovense
$119.00Erection Meets Innovation.The smart cock ring that turns a good erection into a full-blown event. A tech-savvy spin on the traditional c-ring, the Lovense Diamo Bluetooth Remote-Controlled Cock Ring...$119.00 -
Stress Breasts
Spencer & Fleetwood
$16.99Boobs: Nature’s Antidepressants. Squeeze responsibly. No court dates required. Need to calm your tits? When stress hits hard, nothing delivers instant emotional support quite like a perfectly...$16.99 -
The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99More Fun Than Fortnite! Because Hot Moms deserve hobbies too. Looking for hot MILFs in your area? Congrats — you’ve found a creative outlet instead. The MILF Porn Adult Coloring Book is a shameless,...$12.99 -
"Blow Me" Oral Sex Gel
CG
$16.99Because Basic BJs Are for Quitters Turn your mouth into a smooth, warm, tingly pleasure machine. Want to give the kind of oral people brag about? "Blow Me" Oral Sex Gel is your secret weapon. This...$16.99 -
The Anal Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Taint’ Life Grand? A coloring book for people who know exactly where the joke is going. (In the other hole.) Tired of adult coloring books filled with flowers, mandalas, and aggressive positivity?...$12.99 -
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The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99How Does Lesbian Sex Work? Both People Cum. Finally. An educational resource. If you enjoy relaxing with a little sapphic fantasy, consider this your arts-and-crafts moment. The Lesbian Porn...$12.99 -
Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace
Hott Products
$10.00Bottom's Up! What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake, so she might as well start drinking now with this Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace! This clear plastic jigger comes with...$10.00 -
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Glitterati Penis Party Balloons
Little Genie Games
$8.99DICKorating is FUN. Looking for classy party gear that doesn't leave out the sassy?! If so, these Glitterati Penis Party Balloons are just what you need to liven up the atmosphere. These 5 clear...$8.99
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.