Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Simply Sweet Banana Split Silicone Dildo
Curve Toys
$59.99THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DESSERT. Shall I bring two spoons? Oh, never mind. The Simply Sweet Chocolate Dipped Banana Split Premium Silicone Dildo is one spectacularly inappropriate dessert. A...$59.99 -
"Fuck You You Fucking Fuck" Sticker
Wood Rocket
$4.99LIVE, LAUGH... FUCK OFF. Some messages deserve a more permanent home. Life is chaos, so why beat around the bush? The Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Vinyl Sticker delivers a beautifully...$4.99 -
20 Years of Hot Naked Men Playing Cards
Kheper Games
$10.99FINALLY. THEY'RE ACTUALLY NAKED. These are not your mom's hen-night cards. You know those "naked men" playing cards where nobody is actually naked? Not these. 20 Years of Hot Naked Men Playing Cards...$10.99 -
My Other Ride Is Your Dad Car Magnet
Sleazy Greetings
$10.99SEE YOU AT BREAKFAST, SPORT. Tell your dad not to wait up. You want to cut me off in traffic, Chad? I don’t have the energy for road rage, but I will fuck your dad. The My Other Ride Is Your Dad...$10.99 -
On My Way To Your Mom's House Car Magnet
Sleazy Greetings
$10.99TELL YOUR MOM I’M ON MY WAY. She knows why. Nothing livens up the morning commute quite like informing the guy behind you that you’re headed over to fuck his mom. The On My Way to Your Mom’s House...$10.99 -
The Raunchiest Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99LET'S COLOR SOME PORN. It's cheaper than therapy. Forget flowers and mandalas. This activity book is packed with naked people making terrible decisions in spectacular detail. Every page is...$12.99 -
Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop
Hott Products
$4.99HOLY SHIT. IT'S CHOCOLATE. The classiest turd you'll ever put in your mouth. The Shit Face Chocolate Flavored Poop Pop takes everyone's favorite poop emoji, gives it an adorable little face, and...$4.99 -
Dope Dice: Smoke, Vape & Edibles Game
Kheper Games
$9.99TOO HIGH FOR CHARADES? Roll with this. Too baked to even roll a joint? Don’t worry—we’ve got you covered. Dope Dice is the perfect group activity for those “I can’t feel my legs” kind of nights. It’s...$9.99 -
Stuff My Beaver - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00IS YOUR MOM A BEAVER? 'Cause DAM. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows u$16.00 -
The Back Door - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00ENTRANCE IN THE REAR. Some roads are less traveled. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little G$16.00 -
Ben's BIG Load - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00THAT'S A LOT TO CARRY. Everybody has baggage. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden$16.00 -
Martha's Field Needs Plowed - An Adult Picture Book
Kinsey Maezing
$16.00LET'S GET DIRTY. You're gonna dig this. Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book g$16.00
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
