We’ve Got a Full Plate (of Dicks!).

Serve snacks. Serve audacity. Serve cock.

Why settle for boring tableware when you can put the joke directly on the plate? These Penis Plates bring instant, unavoidable filth to any party — no setup required. Just add food and watch your guests immediately lose whatever dignity they walked in with.

Each plate is covered in colorful cocks of every shape and size — big, small, short, thick — making them perfect for appetizers, desserts, or aggressively inappropriate hors d’oeuvres. Pair them with matching penis napkins if you really want to commit to the bit.

Disposable, easy, and deeply unserious, these plates are made for birthdays, bachelorettes, and any gathering where subtlety was never invited.

Key Features

Pack of 8 disposable novelty plates
Bold penis pattern featuring assorted shapes and sizes
7-inch plate size — perfect for snacks, desserts, and party bites
Ideal for bachelorette parties, birthdays, and filthy celebrations
Because at this party, size definitely matters

Candyprints

Candyprints serves up sweet, sassy, and seriously naughty fun. From cheeky candy and hilarious gag gifts to over-the-top balloons and raunchy party supplies, Candyprints has everything you need to make birthdays, bachelorette blowouts, and questionable life choices unforgettable. Stock up, turn up, and let the laughs (and innuendos) flow.