Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99ON YOUR KNEES. PICK A COLOR.Let’s see what kind of freak you are. This is the Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book. It is not here to nurture you. It is not here to inspire you. It is here to expose you. Page after page of deliciously inappropriate...$12.99 -
"Light When You Want A BJ" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00CLEAR COMMUNICATION IS IMPORTANT.Subtlety is optional. Meet the “Light When You Want a BJ” Soy Wax Candle — a softly glowing solution to a problem no one wants to talk about, but everyone would like resolved. No hints. No awkward...$24.00 -
#1 Dickhead Trophy
Shots Toys
$32.00SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED.This is that recognition. Everyone keeps whining about participation trophies — and honestly? They’re right. More people should receive recognition for what they actually put into the world. Introducing...$32.00 -
Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™
Shots Toys
$30.00 - $56.00BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT THE DICK.Not the man. Not the attitude. Just the comfort. Meet the Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™ — a soft, smiling, aggressively harmless companion for people who want the vibe without the...$30.00 - $56.00 -
The Little Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
Little Genie Games
$11.00"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"Proceed accordingly. Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is finite. This jar exists for the people who keep...$11.00 -
Jumping Boobies
Hott Products
$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something wildly inappropriate starts hopping around on tiny...$9.99 -
"CALM YOUR TITS" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00CALM YOUR TITS.A candle for people who are doing entirely too much. Sometimes life gets loud. People get dramatic. Group chats spiral. That’s when it’s time to light the Calm Your Tits Candle — a gentle, scented reminder to take a...$24.00 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
Hott Products
$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any beer can and instantly transforms your drink into...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
Hott Products
$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that made us stop, stare into the void, and genuinely ask...$11.99 -
Willy Warmer
Island Dogs
$11.99WHO APPROVED A CROCHETED DICK SOCK?What kind of smooth-brained chucklefuck finds this funny? Oh, right — you. Behold the Willy Warmer Crochet Peter Heater — proof that humanity has gone too far, and also not nearly far enough. It’s...$11.99 -
DADDY Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00Bring the Heat, Daddy A fan with premium fatherly authority. Some people ask politely. DADDY gives instructions. This Wood Rocket DADDY Fan is made for the center of attention – the one who pays the tab, calls the shots, and makes sure nobody...$21.00 -
“Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator
Blush Toys
$34.00Quack If You’re Naughty The world is on fire, taxes are due, politicians are yelling—and yet here you are buying a vibrating rubber duck. And honestly? Great choice. Meet the “Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator: the...$34.00


