Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener
Candyprints
$6.00NO CAP! When the bottles pop, make sure you’re packing the only bar tool with actual balls — the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener. Sleek, shiny, and scandalous enough to get a laugh before the first sip, this bad boy slips into...$6.00 -
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Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon
Candyprints
$10.00Love Is In The Air! What’s the real secret to a poppin’ bachelorette party? Sure, teamwork and planning help… but let’s be honest — it’s all about a giant, shiny schlong. Enter the Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
Candyprints
$6.00Elevate The Occasion. Set the table, serve the drinks, and don’t forget the dicks. Our Glitterati Penis Party Napkins are splashed with a rainbow of members, adding just the right touch of class (and crass) to your bachelorette bash. They’re...$6.00 -
Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates
Candyprints
$7.00The Main Dish! Stop overthinking the menu — your guests came hungry for one thing: D. Our Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates are here to serve it up, literally. At 7 inches long, these shiny studs are perfectly sized for all your whores...$7.00 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto
Candyprints
$11.99HAPPY BARFDAY! Tired of the same old yawn-fest party games? SCRATCH THAT. Introducing the Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto Game — the one game where everyone wins (and everyone gets wasted). Inside you’ll find 36 scratch-off...$11.99 -
Bora Tapping Rabbit
Honey Play Box
$89.99Feel good in all the right places! When it comes to personal pleasure, are you inclined towards external stimulation, penetration, or even an expert fingering session? You can experience all these sensations and more with the Bora Tapping Rabbit...$89.99 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$12.00EAT A BOWL OF DICKS! Hungry for some peen cuisine? If you're looking for a grownup party dish - or just a 2am snack - this Penis Pasta is the perfect combination of tasty and tasteless. Top it off with your favorite cream sauce and BONE APPETIT! Penis...$12.00 -
Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards
Play Wiv Me
$17.00Party HARDER. Tired of adult party games that feel limp, impotent, or just plain soft? Enter Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards—the only drinking game that actually measures up. We took the classic "Higher or Lower" and stuffed it full of meat…...$17.00 -
BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00BETTER THAN CAKE! Driving yourself crazy trying to find that perfect gift? We all know the best things in life are free - (like getting naked) - so keep it simple! Just present this BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card to your favorite birthday boy or girl...$5.00 -
Huge Penis Ice Luge
Play Wiv Me
$49.99"Pour Me 8 Inches." You know what every party can use? DICKS AND BOOZE. That's why this Huge Penis Ice Luge is the centerpiece you need to class up the joint! Unlike traditional ice sculptures that simply look pretty, this one invites active...$49.99 -
Beer Boobs Drinking Game
Play Wiv Me
$36.99SUCK HARD, SUCK FAST, SUCK FIRST, NOT LAST! Tired of lame party games that leave everyone yawning and reaching for their phones? Enter Beer Boobs Drinking Game—the only icebreaker that’s vulgar, moronic, and guaranteed to get laughs (and...$36.99 -
Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$40.00Whale Hello There! Can we tail you something? This Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe has got a license to KRILL! Perfect for novice toy users, Humpback’s unmistakable whale shape slips right over your finger for right-on-the-spot clitoral stimulation...$40.00