Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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CUM FACE
Play Wiv Me
$49.99(CUM) LOADS OF FUN! Are you quick with the dick… or do you choke on the stroke? Find out with CUM FACE, the wet, wild, and unapologetically messy party game! This is hand-to-gland combat at its...$49.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
Candyprints
$10.00FROM HERE TO DICKTERNITY! One penis. For the rest of your natural life. The Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner announces the bride's impending monogamy in$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Confetti
Candyprints
$8.99PENISES. PENISES EVERYWHERE. And not a single one has offered to help clean up. The Glitterati Penis Party Confetti gives your bachelorette decorations a generous h$8.99 -
Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
Candyprints
$6.00PLEASE USE YOUR MANNERS. There are penises on the good napkins. The Glitterati Penis Party Napkins bring a little sophistication to the business of wiping cake fros$6.00 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$8.00Eat a Bowl of Dicks. Dinner plans just got aggressively immature. Hungry for some peen cuisine? Whether you’re throwing an adults-only dinner party or making questionable choices at 2 a.m., this...$8.00 -
Big Bite Mouth & Tongue Vibe
SECWELL
$37.00AT YOUR SERVICE. Oral, on demand. Oral sex is undefeated. It puts the entire pussy in the spotlight, hits everything at once, and when it's done right, nothing else compares. The only problem? Humans...$37.00 -
Intimate Earth Mojo Penis Stimulating Gel
Intimate Organics
$23.00It Won’t Make You Bigger…But It Will Make You Better. Enter Intimate Earth Mojo Penis Stimulating Gel—your secret weapon for harder, fuller, more responsive erections. No$23.00 -
Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards
Play Wiv Me
$17.00Party Harder. The only drinking game that actually measures up. Tired of adult party games that feel limp, ineffective, or just plain soft? Enter the Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game — a no-frills,...$17.00 -
BIRTHDAY SEX Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00BETTER THAN CAKE! Driving yourself crazy trying to find that perfect gift? We all know the best things in life are free - (like getting naked) - so keep it simple! Just present this BIRTHDAY SEX...$5.00 -
Huge Penis Ice Luge
Play Wiv Me
$49.99Pour Me 8 Inches. Because every great party deserves bad ideas and cold drinks. You know what every party could use? A little more spectacle. Enter the Huge Penis Ice Luge — the frozen centerpiece...$49.99 -
Beer Boobs Drinking Game
Play Wiv Me
$36.99Suck Hard. Suck Fast. Suck First. Not Last. This is not a thinking game. This is a drinking game. Tired of party games that die after ten minutes and leave everyone doom-scrolling on the couch?...$36.99 -
Purrs Like A Kitten Vibe Kit
Natalie's Toybox
$138.00MAKE THE MEOWGIC HAPPEN. Heavy petting encouraged. Do you identify as a MILF — as in, Man, I Love Felines? Then this Purrs Like$138.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.