Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs
Wood Rocket
$14.99Are Your Gifts Getting a Bad Wrap? Wrapping is a scam. There’s something about ribbons and wrapping paper that screams “holiday cheer.” Just kidding. Wrapping gifts is a boring waste of time,...$14.99 -
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$11.99READ MY NAME TAG. No small talk. No pleasantries. Message received. Having a full-on “fuck off” kind of day? Zero chill. Zero patience. Meet the Fuck Off Enamel Pin from Wood Rocket — an angry...$11.99 -
"Ring For Sex" Table Bell
Little Genie Games
$10.00DING! DING! DING! Service has been requested. Promptness is encouraged. Is that a dinner bell? Not exactly. You’re being officially summoned by the Ring For Sex Table Bell — a classic hotel-style...$10.00 -
52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards
Sleazy Greetings
$10.99LET’S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Because your poker night deserves less class and more ass. Wanna keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make the 52 Deuces Poop Deck$10.99 -
Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear
Master Series
$45.00The Safe Word Is POOH. Childhood comfort. Adult complications. Is your sub’s love language leather? Say hello to the Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear$45.00 -
Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FORWARD. We can’t unsee it, and neither can you. Looking for your sole-mate? Meet the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator—a remarkably realistic foot with a vagina in it...$50.00 -
Sex Magnet Pheromone Massage Candle
Kama Sutra
$14.99 - $28.00GOOD CHEMISTRY STARTS WITH A LITTLE HEAT Light the candle, then put your hands to work. The Kama Sutra Sex Magnet Massage Candle turns a simple massage into something worth taking your time over...$14.99 - $28.00 -
Nubii Harlow His-&-Hers Mini Wand Set
Nu Sensuelle
$79.99Simply Wanderful! Our Nubii Harlow His-&-Hers Mini Wand Set will take your solo or partnered sex play from plain vanilla to extra sprinkles on top! Starting out this sweet set is Nubii's dynamic mini...$79.99 -
Pjur Woman LUST Stimulating Gel
Pjur
$29.99 - $30.99Lust. Exactly What It Sounds Like. One drop. A little chemistry. Suddenly everything feels better. Clitoral stimulation is where the magic lives — and Pjur Woman Lust Stimulating Gel knows exactly...$29.99 - $30.99 -
Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice
Wood Rocket
$9.99Dice, Dice, Baby Who needs imagination? Welcome to the Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice: a game so lazy even your browser history judges it. Seriously—two dice, a handful of dirty words, and somehow...$9.99 -
Fifty Shades & We-Vibe "Moving As One" Couples Kit
Fifty Shades of Grey
$100.00Keep On Moving (and Moaning). Who says you have to put your toys away when the fun’s just getting started? The Fifty Shades x We-Vibe “Moving As One” Couples Kit is what happens when Aunt Porn gets a...$100.00 -
Onyx Obsidian Pleasure Wands
Le Wand
$154.00 - $225.00Pleasure, Carved in Stone. I PUT A SPELL ON YOU Looking for something genuinely different? In a sea of plastic and battery-operated everything, Le Wand’s Onyx Obsidian Pleasure Wand$154.00 - $225.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.