Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™
Shots Toys
$30.00 - $56.00BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT THE DICK.Not the man. Not the attitude. Just the comfort. Meet the Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™ — a soft, smiling, aggressively harmless companion for people who want the vibe without the...$30.00 - $56.00 -
The Little Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
Little Genie Games
$11.00"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"Proceed accordingly. Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is finite. This jar exists for the people who keep...$11.00 -
Jumping Boobies
Hott Products
$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something wildly inappropriate starts hopping around on tiny...$9.99 -
"CALM YOUR TITS" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00CALM YOUR TITS.A candle for people who are doing entirely too much. Sometimes life gets loud. People get dramatic. Group chats spiral. That’s when it’s time to light the Calm Your Tits Candle — a gentle, scented reminder to take a...$24.00 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
Hott Products
$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any beer can and instantly transforms your drink into...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
Hott Products
$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that made us stop, stare into the void, and genuinely ask...$11.99 -
Willy Warmer
Island Dogs
$11.99WHO APPROVED A CROCHETED DICK SOCK?What kind of smooth-brained chucklefuck finds this funny? Oh, right — you. Behold the Willy Warmer Crochet Peter Heater — proof that humanity has gone too far, and also not nearly far enough. It’s...$11.99 -
DADDY Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00Bring the Heat, Daddy A fan with premium fatherly authority. Some people ask politely. DADDY gives instructions. This Wood Rocket DADDY Fan is made for the center of attention – the one who pays the tab, calls the shots, and makes sure nobody...$21.00 -
Red Lace Underwire Tie-Strap Bra & Side-Tie Thong Set
Mapale
$30.00Unwrap Me! A lace-lined invitation to look, touch, and slowly untie. Consider this your official “I am the present” moment. This seductive red two-piece set features an underwire lace bralette that lifts and shapes while keeping the mood...$30.00 -
Weekender Adventure Lube Variety Kit
Wicked Sensual Care
$34.99Slide into Adventure — Wherever You Go Tiny bottles, big vibes. A travel-ready lube kit for spontaneous nights, weekend getaways, or first-time toy lovers. Meet the Weekender Adventure Lube Variety Kit by Wicked Sensual Care: four mini essentials...$34.99 -
Really Big Sex Dice!
Ball & Chain Games
$9.99Go Big or Go Ho-Ho-Home Because nothing says “festive foreplay” like dice so big they could double as tree ornaments. You’ve seen sex dice. We’ve all seen sex dice. But these? These are Really Big Sex Dice! As in: “Why...$9.99 -
“Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator
Blush Toys
$34.00Quack If You’re Naughty The world is on fire, taxes are due, politicians are yelling—and yet here you are buying a vibrating rubber duck. And honestly? Great choice. Meet the “Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator: the...$34.00